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That was hilarious! The Elvis Presley-wannabe whose head turns into a turkey (never mind the rest of his body) has to be my favorite.
Seriously, were these movies produced by an actual filming company? Even Troma, the makers of the most god-awful films on Earth, can do better than that.
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Thanks for the link, Sean. That's some funny shit.
Although I could have done without seeing the nutsack of the naked Clark Kent-wannabe motorcyclist in "Sunset Cove."
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I seem to have neglected to watch all the videos first...
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LMFAO. Guy in a wet suit...
Wow. That website...wow. GREEEEEN SLIIIIME! BEYOND THE STRANGE IMMENSITY OF CONQUERED SPACE! THE WORLD...OF THE FUTURE! It's like a parody of *itself*...
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I remember MST3K had some monster movies with some really crappy monsters. The Creeping Terror comes to mind, which had a giant rug that ate people, or rather the people would crawl into its mouth. It also had the ability to dry hump cars.
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"I remember MST3K had some monster movies with some really crappy monsters."
They did The Killer Shrews, in fact. Which I always liked for the line where a character says "I don't know everything." and Joel added "I don't even know how fish work."
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Hoooobgoblins...Hooooooooobgoblins...
Does anyone remember the Nictoon "Angry Beavers"? They watched a movie once about a living spleen with a thumb that crawled around killing bad actors. It was so true it was almost unfunny.
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The SPLEEEEEEN (wasn't he in Mystery Men too?)! Ah, the memories.
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