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Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on :

Apparently it doesn't...

Posted by The Ginger Beacon (Member # 1585) on :

Nice legs, shame about the face. The Russian's not up to much either.

Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :

I don't like long legs. Most guys think I'm weird as hell, but I do not like tall women, blond women, and especially not tall blond women.

You know, I mean, I'm not physically attracted to. I don't mean I personally dislike all tall blond women B)

Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :

Ah, whenever I feel freakish due to my limp, I can always go onling and find those less fortunate than myself.
Gives me a warm feeling inside.

Posted by Zipacna (Member # 1881) on :

I question the article's assertion that it gives her a "giraffe like appearance". Unless she also has a 4-foot neck, then no. [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

I saw them on the news. He was standing between her legs. They didn't show him looking up on tv, but the news caster said he had seen the picture. That would have been funny.

Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Zipacna:
I question the article's assertion that it gives her a "giraffe like appearance". Unless she also has a 4-foot neck, then no.

Maybe she has spots and nub like antlers.
Or maybe she shews gum like a giraffe.

Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on :

Maybe she has a 2 foot tongue.

Posted by The Ginger Beacon (Member # 1585) on :

Would make up for the face...