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Posted by Sean (Member # 2010) on September 16, 2008 06:38 AM:

Apparently it doesn't...

Posted by The Ginger Beacon (Member # 1585) on September 16, 2008 06:54 AM:

Nice legs, shame about the face. The Russian's not up to much either.

Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on September 16, 2008 07:14 AM:

I don't like long legs. Most guys think I'm weird as hell, but I do not like tall women, blond women, and especially not tall blond women.

You know, I mean, I'm not physically attracted to. I don't mean I personally dislike all tall blond women B)

Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on September 16, 2008 01:19 PM:

Ah, whenever I feel freakish due to my limp, I can always go onling and find those less fortunate than myself.
Gives me a warm feeling inside.

Posted by Zipacna (Member # 1881) on September 16, 2008 03:57 PM:

I question the article's assertion that it gives her a "giraffe like appearance". Unless she also has a 4-foot neck, then no. [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on September 19, 2008 04:39 AM:

I saw them on the news. He was standing between her legs. They didn't show him looking up on tv, but the news caster said he had seen the picture. That would have been funny.

Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on September 19, 2008 10:38 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by Zipacna:
I question the article's assertion that it gives her a "giraffe like appearance". Unless she also has a 4-foot neck, then no.

Maybe she has spots and nub like antlers.
Or maybe she shews gum like a giraffe.

Posted by Daniel Butler (Member # 1689) on September 19, 2008 11:46 AM:

Maybe she has a 2 foot tongue.

Posted by The Ginger Beacon (Member # 1585) on September 19, 2008 10:40 PM:

Would make up for the face...