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Sean
First Tenor
Member # 2010

posted

Apparently it doesn't...

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The Ginger Beacon
Senior Member
Member # 1585

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Nice legs, shame about the face. The Russian's not up to much either.

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Daniel Butler
I'm a Singapore where is my boat
Member # 1689

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I don't like long legs. Most guys think I'm weird as hell, but I do not like tall women, blond women, and especially not tall blond women.

You know, I mean, I'm not physically attracted to. I don't mean I personally dislike all tall blond women B)

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Jason Abbadon
Rolls with the punches.
Member # 882

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Ah, whenever I feel freakish due to my limp, I can always go onling and find those less fortunate than myself.
Gives me a warm feeling inside.

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Zipacna
Member
Member # 1881

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I question the article's assertion that it gives her a "giraffe like appearance". Unless she also has a 4-foot neck, then no. [Roll Eyes]

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Kosh
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Member # 167

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I saw them on the news. He was standing between her legs. They didn't show him looking up on tv, but the news caster said he had seen the picture. That would have been funny.

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Jason Abbadon
Rolls with the punches.
Member # 882

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quote:
Originally posted by Zipacna:
I question the article's assertion that it gives her a "giraffe like appearance". Unless she also has a 4-foot neck, then no.

Maybe she has spots and nub like antlers.
Or maybe she shews gum like a giraffe.

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Daniel Butler
I'm a Singapore where is my boat
Member # 1689

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Maybe she has a 2 foot tongue.

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The Ginger Beacon
Senior Member
Member # 1585

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Would make up for the face...

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