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I'm Catholic, and I've got some Jewish friends ... even a Jewish ex-girlfriend, but that was a few years ago.
IDIC
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Perhaps the United Nations should get together, take a vote, and decide how to resolve the problems over there. Then they can impose that decision and tell the Israelis and Palestinians "Live w/ it, or we'll beat the crap out of both of you.".
Third-party impartial decision-making at its finest, eh? :-)
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Well, it worked for my dad when little brother and I were fighting...
Nothing like being right in the middle of a fight when you're suddenly lifted in the air by those little hairs on the back of your neck, held for a moment, and set down with the words "I don't CARE who started it!! Stop it NOW, or I'll beat the hell out of BOTH of you."
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Wow. The little hairs on the back of your neck must be really strong...
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Misstatement. Try the hairs where the neck joins the head... right at the end of your haircut, assuming you don't have a short crew or a 'bowl' 'do.
------------------ "Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
Actually, almost all of the blokes me age have shaved (or at least short) hair there. Here, your hair gets longer through your teenage years, then gets really short when you become an "adult" (ie, you get served in pubs). I don't want to make blanket statements, but all men with long hair are gay.
------------------ "If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would've been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move." - Spike, BtVS
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Oh, and guys with long hair are gay, no matter what anybody says.
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Only if you're ignorantly stereotyping everyone.
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Well, well, well... Assuming Ultra Magnus is wrong, we've now got a total of... what? About five females who have posted here anytime even relatively recently...? *L*
------------------ "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend." -Yasir Arafat on religious wars
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