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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Xentrick: [QB] Baloo, amen. But may I add an item or several from my own multi-count gripe list? *On the road, it shall be an offense to use an exit lane as a passing lane. Persons doing so may be "bumped." *Likewise, persons unable to correctly or courteously operate a motor vehicle because they are reading the paper, reading work documents, putting on make-up, playing with the baby, using more than one hand to stuff their faces, or TALKING ON THE FUCKING PHONE WHICH HAS BEEN FIXED TO THEIR EAR FOR THE LAST TEN GODDAMN MILES may also be "nudged" as a reminder of their transgression. *The express lane is for "express" sales: CASH ONLY, no checks, you cannot buy stamps, you cannot send the clerk to unlock the cigarretes case for you, you may not sort out all your damn coupons, and if any item requires a price check you don't get to buy it. *In the town where I live, if not the whole state, slowing down even a single vehicle behind you by waiting to make a left turn without a dedicated left turn lane or a green arrow gets you a ticket. No exceptions. *Talk back to the screen or loudly to your friends during the movie, buy everyone popcorn. *No boss may ever use phrases such as "WE would be happy to" unless it can be scientifically demonstrated that all of the people included in "we" are truly happy about it. [/QB][/QUOTE]
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