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The First One
Member # 35
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I'm sure you all remember my company's web page:Russell Jones & Walker Now, I'm delighted to offer you a sneak preview of my own version: Russell Jones & Walker - The Next Generation But in fact this will be the only chance you get to see it, because it's not going to be used. Despite being (I'm assured by everyone) at least marginally better than what we've got at the moment. Instead, it's been rejected (without telling me as such, naturally) in favour of something the IT Director can actually take credit for, namely getting quotes from companies to do it. Like he's been doing for the past year. And doing nothing else about it. Enjoy. ------------------ "'Psychos' do not explode when sunlight hits them! I don't give a f*** how crazy they are!" - George Clooney, From Dusk Till Dawn Starfleet Weapons & Tactics
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Jeff Raven
Member # 20
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Ooooohhh....much better, Lee...That's a pretty big margin if you ask me------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." - Jeffrey Richman, UB student
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Sol System
Member # 30
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Idiots!Nice work. ------------------ "If you are going to be my girlfriend please don't dump me after I like you." -- Michael
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Montgomery
Member # 23
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*tears microchips out of computer's motherboard in hope of causing it great, agonising pain*Well, I finally got to see it. You're right, it does look better. ------------------ "NO! NO! Kill you all! Die! MAKE YOU SUFFER!!!"
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The First One
Member # 35
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I'm very proud of it. I don't claim to be brilliant at web design, and it took me a lot of work.------------------ Remo Williams: "Chiun, you're amazing!" Chiun: "No! I am BETTER than that!" - Remo: Unarmed and Dangerous (1986) Starfleet Weapons & Tactics
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JEM
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Have you thought of sueing for breach of promise
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Curry Monster
Member # 12
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It's excellent. Forget the pork chops, at least you know you can do it.------------------ "Diplomacy is the art of Internationalising an issue to your advantage" Field Marshal Military Project http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net
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Jubilee
Member # 99
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*FUME*------------------ "...when all that is driving my heart forward is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you, and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile that whispers "are you thinking of me too?" 11 days till the dreams become reality...
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Jubilee
Member # 99
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And while i'm at it...*Cracks Lee over the head with The Board With A Nail In IT (tm)* ------------------ "...when all that is driving my heart forward is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you, and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile that whispers "are you thinking of me too?" 11 days till the dreams become reality...
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The First One
Member # 35
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*sigh* We've been over this before. . .------------------ Remo Williams: "Chiun, you're amazing!" Chiun: "No! I am BETTER than that!" - Remo: Unarmed and Dangerous (1986) Starfleet Weapons & Tactics
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Sol System
Member # 30
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*scratches head*------------------ "If you are going to be my girlfriend please don't dump me after I like you." -- Michael
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The First One
Member # 35
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Oh, it gets better. Everyone's Internet Explorer defaults to our developmental Intranet page. But today the same twat who's been causing the gruef comes rushing in and announces they shouldn't have access ot the Intranet yet. He wants us to go round and stop everyone's IE pointing to the page. Bugger that, we think, and replace the whole caboodle with a single "Under Construction" page I whipped up using MY design concept.------------------ Remo Williams: "Chiun, you're amazing!" Chiun: "No! I am BETTER than that!" - Remo: Unarmed and Dangerous (1986) Starfleet Weapons & Tactics
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Kosh
Member # 167
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I'm no expert, but that is so much better then what they had.------------------ Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!! Gandalf
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Bernd
Member # 6
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Even if they insist on keeping the lavender bathroom perfume color or whatever it is supposed to represent, it could be modified by decreasing the saturation in HLS or taking away some red and blue. Screen colors are often much more obtrusive than the matching print colors. Anyway, your design and color is much better, in fact it looks professional in contrast to the old one. Professional, this is what a law office is supposed to look like in the first place, isn't it?------------------ "When diplomacy fails, there's only one alternative - violence. Force must be applied without apology. It's the Starfleet way." A somewhat different Janeway in VOY: "Living Witness" Ex Astris Scientia
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The First One
Member # 35
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Yes, well, if you mention the word 'professional' to this lot they'll look blank and ask what TV shows about a branch of governmenty called CI5 have to do with anything. . . 8)The blue/gray on my page is the best representation I can get of the blues and grays they use onleaflets and stationery. Only not as crap.
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Bernd
Member # 6
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"Our Specialist Areas": Wasn't there a TV series called "The Specialists" as well?And what would you answer just in case someone of them tells you they have to run an enterprise?
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The First One
Member # 35
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I don't remember any show called "The Specialists," but then there were a lot of 60s shows with names similar - Avengers, Persuaders, etc. There was "The Specialist" starring Sly Stallone. . . 8)I have considered hiding a little in-joke somewhere, but haven't had any ideas yet.
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Bernd
Member # 6
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What if we tell you a word that must be in the webpage, let's say, "Steamrunner".
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The First One
Member # 35
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Actually, that would be a good word, especially since it's got no other meaning that anyone's been able to identify apart from "weird looking Trek ship designed by Alex Jaeger." Or maybe that would be too obvious, I dunno. What does everyone think?
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Montgomery
Member # 23
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Words to try and incorporate into serious content:buttock squeezable albatross lemming multi-tasking pseudo-adiabatic contrafibularities and the perennial favourite engage. Or it could just be the drink talking, as I am a little tipsy this evening. *bangs head on doorway on way out* ------------------ "You will be swept away.... You, your men, your ship, your WORLDS!"
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