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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Fabrux: [QB] *figures it would be wise to step in about now* Let's see... Purgatory, heaven, and hell. Having just gotten confirmed last year, this is all fresh in my mind. First things first: there are official terms for purgatory, heaven, and hell. Purgatory is the church suffering, here on Earth is the church militant, and heaven is the church triumphant. Now, in order to pass go and collect $200 (skip purgatory) you have to either: A) die as an infant who's just been baptised, or B) just come out of confession. If you went to confession, confessed ALL of your sins, and then got hit by a bus on the way out, you go straight to heaven. No questions asked. Now, as for what purgatory is, it's temporal punishment. Say a mass murderer like Al Bundy is Catholic and dies. He goes to purgatory. He spends about, say, 100 000 000 000 Earth years there in purgatory. Now, that may seem like a lot, but to him it would be just like that *snaps fingers*. And you can only be declared a saint after you die, BTW [IMG]http://flare.solareclipse.net/smile.gif[/IMG] [/QB][/QUOTE]
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