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[QUOTE]Originally posted by First of Two: [QB] Perhaps true. But its still more civilized than resorting to the Idiot's Dictionary (ie: 4-letter words). Is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? RuPaul called, he wants his clothes back. My god, I've just been insulted by a man who's so stupid he thinks a quarterback is a refund. etc. Another way to avoid having to fight is to cause your opponent to believe you are more dangerous than you actually are (even if you ARE dangerous). For instance, the rumor circulated that my father patrolled the property at night with a machine gun (a half-truth; my father, being security conscious for good reasons which I won't go in to, did on occasion walk around our farm armed with a shotgun or his pistol. Mostly, he used them on woodchucks and opossums. Sometimes I went with him. So sometimes people would come up to me at school and ask: "Hey, is it true that you and your dad walk around at night with machine guns?" To which I would smile, and reply: "Of course not. [i]Machine guns[/i] are illegal." -or- When I was a kid, we kept cows in our back field, surrounded by an electric fence. My brother and I used to test orselves by touching long blades of grass to the fence, thus giving ourselves light shocks. In my 10th grade physics class, the class built a hand-cranked dynamo to demonstrate electromagnetism. The teacher allowed each of us to hold onto the dynamo's leads while the others cranked the engine, to see the strength of the current it produced. Guess who 'shocked' the class by holding on longer than anybody else, even the football players? [IMG]http://flare.solareclipse.net/smile.gif[/IMG] (In fact, I held on longer than they could keep the dynamo going.) [/QB][/QUOTE]
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