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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Baloo: [QB] Each of you has only been mugged [i]once[/i]?!? As if getting mugged is something you expect to happen? I have never been mugged, and I expect that most American forumites have not been mugged, either. Despite the hype, America is safer. Of course, I realize that since some of you believe I am a large, animated bear (without pants) that this provides me with some modicum of protection from muggers ("Dude! No pants -- no [i]pockets[/i]. Let's mug someone else!") The fact that I am a larger-than-average individual who looks like he might be able to disassemble any but a professional wrestler might also prove a discouragement to potential muggers. To confess the truth, however, my more normal-sized friends and even the ones with reed-like physiques and no visible defenses have never been mugged. The nearest to a mugging anyone I personally know came was a few years ago when a disoriented drunk person tried to get into my mom's house after finishing his new year's eve revels. He explained to the police that he thought it was his house, and apologized to my mom before they carted him away to sober up. --Baloo [/QB][/QUOTE]
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