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Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
http://solareclipse.net/Forums/Forum4/HTML/000120.html - it was getting a bit long on loading time. Continue, please. *L*

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Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :
 
All right. *patiently awaits Jubes comment on Dr. Pepper*

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Ah ha! I finally beat Jubilee to a thread about Charles Capps! Yes, my life is now complete.

*waits for the end to come*

Um, why is my life not ending? You mean there's more to life than Charles? Ah, !@#$!

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Posted by Coddman (Member # 10) on :
 
Hehehe.

[This message has been edited by Coddman (edited August 07, 1999).]
 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
*posts the expected Dr. Pepper comment*
I still maintain that I can provide more unbridled pleasure than a can of Dr. Pepper.

Siegfried, I LET you post before me, so NYAH!

Now, where was I ... oh yes....

I LOVE CHARLES. .... should I be in therapy now?

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Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
That picture could be from southpark... no?

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of Curry." - Frank G, April 1999
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Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :
 
*vorlon speak* Yes... *considers taking up Jubes on that Dr. Pepper challenge*

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
have you got the stamina?

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"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to understanding with the soft whisper of wisdom. Some people come into our lives, show us love then dissappear, leaving footprints on our hearts... and we are never the same again."

 


Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
*looks at his can of Dr. Pepper and back at Jubilee*

No offense, Jubilee, but I think I'll stick with the Dr. Pepper. Women have been screwing for years now. I'll stick to the only thing that I love and loves me back: Dr. Pepper.

And you didn't let me do anything! Neener neener nee-ner!

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker

[This message was edited by Siegfried on May 02, 1999.]
 


Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :
 
Jubes: I've got more than enough stamina. You just prove that your better than Dr. Pepper.

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Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
 
*is only posting to make the point that unlike everyone else, SHE is able to RESIST the pull of Charles, shown by the fact that this is her first, and most likely ONLY post to this thread*

*grin* What can I say.... I'm a rock!

~LOA

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
I would like to join with Liz, and say that I have no, and have never, had any feeling for Mr C.Capps, or any of his pet sheep.

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Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
 
Ooh! Pet sheep! Well, I NEVER said anything of the pet sheep! *LOL* I LOVE sheep!!!! Bahhhh! Bahhhhh!!! *runs around the room pretending to be a little lamb* Bahh!

Hehehe... I love lambies...

~LOA

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
Ooh oooh! .. LOA posted twice in the Charles thread!!

The [correction]centriPETAL[/correction] force given off by charles is slowly pulling you in... BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA...

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"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to understanding with the soft whisper of wisdom. Some people come into our lives, show us love then dissappear, leaving footprints on our hearts... and we are never the same again."

[This message was edited by Jubilee McGann on May 04, 1999.]
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
This is now the Official Ego-Pumping of Charles Capps.

That's all this ever was...and that's exactly why Charles allows this!! He wants his ego to expand to the size of a small planet!

Stop I say! Before its to late!

*watches and Charles gets his head stuck on the way out of the thread*

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
We'll be ok as long as he continues to give off "centrifugal force."

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Ivar Hemmings, chairman, South Bend Bait Company
 


Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
*looks around to see if anyone is looking*

Interrogation!

*runs off to hide under his bed*

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"Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Yeah! Some call me the Gangster of Love. Some people call me Maurice. Whoo hoo! 'Cause I speak of the Pompatus of Love!" - Steve Miller Band's The Joker
 


Posted by Coddman (Member # 10) on :
 
Raven : And what, I ask you, is wrong with that?

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
Oh believe me Warped..... I'm MUCH better than a can of Dr. Pepper .... better tasting, too.

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"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to understanding with the soft whisper of wisdom. Some people come into our lives, show us love then dissappear, leaving footprints on our hearts... and we are never the same again."

 


Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :
 
Technically, Jubes, that would be centripetal force. Centrifugal force is a force which pushes away fromthe center. Centripetal force attracts.

Fortunately, I am immune to the worst effects of Charles' charisma. I feel brotherly affection for him, but I wouldn't loan him the car keys.

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Posted by StationMaster (Member # 63) on :
 
*looks at picture*

hummmmm.........

*looks at picture again*

LMAO!

Oh - that is great - REALLY GREAT......

LMAO again!

LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!

*Falls off Chair*

*looks at picture yet again*

Seriously LMAO!

Sorry CC - I think that is great! Forgive me.....

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Baloo....there's no such thing as centrifugal force... it was a term coined to represent the apparant outward force when spinning, but what one feels is the centripetal force of the object one is being pushed against...heheheh

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Romance is when you can't see any faults in your partner. Love is when you see all of them, but continue to love that person anyway. - Baloo

 


Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :
 
I suspect Coddman's picture would make a great basis for an episode of South Park.

"Oh my God! The Giant Charles just stood on Kenny!"

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Posted by Antagonist (Member # 76) on :
 
Actually I think it would be more along the lines of "OH MY GOD! CC'S GIANT HEAD JUST LANDED ON KENNY! THE BASTARD!"

And Jubilee, you can't be better than a can of refreshing Dr. Pepper. Do you accumulate moisture when you're cold? Do you refresh people like nothing else? Can people tell the difference between Diet Jubilee and regular?
What about Caffiene-Free Jubilee?

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
Well, I think Diet Jubilee tastes more like regular Jubilee than it ever did before.

Why the hell did I just type that?

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
Of course I collect moisture when cold, And of COURSE I refresh like nothing else can. I AM THE SEX GODDESS.
Diet, Caffiene free, Doesn't matter, I can provide more unbridled pleasure than a can of Dr. Pepper.

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When I saw you I fell in love,
and you smiled because you knew
- Unkown

...if you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend...
- Unkown

 


Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :
 
I wonder, what would happen if someone made an untoward comment regarding LLamas?

The llama is a quadruped. It has to ears, a nose, a heart and a beak for eating honey. LLamas live in big rivers like the Amazon and are very dangerous. LLamas are bigger than frogs. If you see people swimming near llamas you must shout: QUINYARO, LLLAAAAMMMMASS! (Roughly translated as 'Beware, there are llamas').


Thankyou. *Walks out leaving a hushed silence*.

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
Did Daryus just get wierder, or is it me?

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and you smiled because you knew
- Unkown

...if you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend...
- Unkown

 


Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :
 
*hates Dr.Pepper* ...Something about drinking prune juice just DOESN'T appeal to me. Give me Pepsi anyday *L*

*wonders where llamas came into the picture* *knows more facts about giraffes than is probably desirable to* *L*
BWAHAHA....i am an EEEVIL herbivore.... *wonders who else besides Jeff will get that joke* If I'm not mistaken, there *is* at least one guy from Britain here...right? *chuckles* *goes to get a Pepsi from the fridge*

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Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
 
*beats away Siegfried with a stick*

*erects several barricades between JW and the cult of Dr. Pepper, who as of late has rivalled the cult of curry for supremacy on the forum*

Preventative measure... what the hell is a moderator supposed to do, anyways?

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
Quite a few guys from Britain.....

I have no idea what's up with the Llamas...

And Dr. Pepper, as was recently researched by our Baloo, is NOT made of prune juice but a mixture of different juice flavors.

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When I saw you I fell in love,
and you smiled because you knew
- Unkown

...if you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend...
- Unkown

 


Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :
 
Sure as heck TASTES like prune juice...glad i'm not warrior, cos you're not gonna find ME drinking the stuff *L* I like Pepsi products, or Fresca... ;-) ain't that right, Jeff? *has a giggling fit*

*peeks out from behind Tom's barricade* hehe...thanks. Newbies can't always be too around here, I guess. Well I'm WORKING on it, I'm WORKING on it...*L* I want somethin' cool under my name...instead of 'new member' *L* ;-) Jedi Lesson #1--Patience. hehe. i wait.

*pops open a fresca and starts guzzling*

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Posted by Antagonist (Member # 76) on :
 

You mean - he can get wierder?
God help us..

Join the Cult of the Righteous Beverage or die!

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :
 
PEPSI? YUCK!

I think Dr. Pepper tastes nothing like prune juice. And I drink both of them! Maybe it's just me. In any case, no offense Jubilee, but I think I'm going to stick with Dr. Pepper for the time being.

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Posted by MaGiC (Member # 59) on :
 
He He HE. I ADORE Charles and I believe I held out the longest before I posted here. Whoever said that women were slaves to their emotions has obviously not run into me recently. I am a triumph in logic over sentiment...almost Vulcan in my obvious equalibrium.

Actually I've been sulking Cos Charles doesn't love me and i'm probably no longer the best Jubes has ever had....*sigh*

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
I like tea. Iced Tea. Sweetened. With Lemon.

It is vastly superior to all other beverages. Especially when freshly brewed.

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Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :
 
*whimpers**stays behind her newbie barricade* *L* Yes...Apparently Jeff prefers DP over Pepsi as well...*shudders* Truce, hon!! settle for a Squirt? *L* I'll buy!

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
MaGiC, don't be so sure of that..... i'm quite sure you'll always be the best I ever had.

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When I saw you I fell in love,
and you smiled because you knew
- Unkown

...if you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend...
- Unkown

 




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