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Posted by Cargile (Member # 45) on :

Hey! Why don't we express our deepest apologies to the native americans and exodus to Europe, Africa, and Asia! No more USA! Everyone is happy!
(I promise we'll drop our guns in the Atlantic and Pacific. Swear!)

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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Sure. Come on over. There's room on my floor for two or three, though at least one of you will have to bring your own sleeping bag. And there are plenty of f**wits here now who think being 'Americanised' is the thing, as oppposed to European - who'll notice a few of the real thing here and there?

Face it, you made your bed, you lie in it. You can't turn back the clock, you'll just have to learn to live with each other. Here's a hint: killing everyone else in the world as a diversion from your domestic problems is at best a temporary solution.

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

That wouldn't be a problem if more people would vote based upon how well the candidate is likely to do the job, rather than how much they like him. It might also help if people were more interested in the ethics of the candidate than whether their policies will put more money directly in their pockets.

--Baloo

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My mind wanders, but don't worry.
It's weak and won't get very far.
--Steve Allen

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

I'll come, but only if I get the couch.

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They Might Be Giants

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Depends how much of a shortass you are, it's only a two-seater.

I've reviewed the situation, and there'd be room for a fourth person, if she was extremely nubile and didn't object to sharing the bed with me. . . }B)

Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

Ohh, poor people *L*.

Quick, let me get you some open spaces.

I have a rant...but that can wait.

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-Descartes

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

I WANNA HEAR RANT!

*starts sulking*

If it's anything like Lee's on TrekSunday last night, it'll be good...

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-Dinobot

Posted by Bernd (Member # 6) on :

The Americanised Europeans and Asians are the better Americans anyway. Let them settle down and revive your exhausted country. I guess there should be some 100 million to go there without having to think too much.

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Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

(Could have sworn I posted here a couple days ago.) Break out the beer, Bernd. I do like Germanys beer.

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Lee .... *GRIN* .... Is it a comfy bed?

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"Telling the truth was his death sentence" - Maria Theresa Tula

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Yes. Cosy. . . but comfortable. *come-hither look*

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

well guys, i'm moving to England.... i hope no one in America misses me... *smiles*

*goes to move in with Lee*

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"Telling the truth was his death sentence" - Maria Theresa Tula

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

Since I am 3/8^ths Native American, and I can't decide what parts to leave behind, I think I'll stay here for now. Anyone departing for the other continents, I will be glad to assume custody of any valuables you'd like looked after.

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It's human nature to want to know things, and also human nature to think they're not very interesting when you find out.
--CECIL ADAMS

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

*rushes off to make sure there are clean sheets, nearly colliding with Cargile who's moving towards Baloo with a hacksaw, a set of scales and a calculator*

Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

[Draws gun]

"You shall not disarm me until I have been disarmed!"

[Fires a fusillade of bullets in Cargiles general direction and uses the smoke as cover to escape.]

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Hey, Baloo, do you think a 1/16th Indian is enough to stay?

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Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

Maybe if we just give them back North and South Decota??

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*arrives at Lee's place with some Dr. Pepper, a melted chocolate orange, and various other good things* ...
Can I come in? *seductive smile*

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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Sure! *door to flat closes behind them, not to open again for several days* �)

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

}B)

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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Well, what do you expect? Once you get a good game of Scrabble going. . . 8)

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

STRIP Scrabble that is! B)

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

er..Lee...that's an image I don't need floating around in my mind.

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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Strip Scrabble *thinks for a second*

Lee, I'm coming over too, we can make sure that Jubilee loses

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It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*is very good at scrabble...* ....

gee, Lee ... you like kinda cold now.... Want me to help warm you up?

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"Telling the truth was his death sentence" - Maria Theresa Tula

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

*muffled voice heard from inside the flat*

"Ha! You think I'm feeling cold?! Then how about THAT - Triple Word Score! Get 'em off get 'em off get 'em off, get 'em off get 'em off get 'em o-off. . ."

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*muffled voice from behind Lee's door*

*grumbles* ... Lee ... "Edfroghart" is not a word..
*strips anyways*

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"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to understanding with the soft whisper of wisdom. Some people come into our lives, show us love then dissappear, leaving footprints on our hearts... and we are never the same again."

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Woohoo!!!

*not even the sound of Barry White can drown out some of the noises that can then be heard, which are best left to the imagination*

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Hmm.

*reads that last bit*

Do I want to leave ANYTHING to the imagination with the likes of Liam and Monty around?

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*muffled sounds from Lee's flat*

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....

Oh GOD.... YESS!! YESSSS!!!!!!

*steps out of shower and hands Lee the Clairol Herbal Essences Body wash* .. Your turn to take a shower.

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

LOL! Jubes is definitely my kind of woman...

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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

*phaser-sweeps the shampoo bottle in case the clear brown goo inside is really a Changeling*

Fine, but don't bother towelling off, I may need my back scrubbed!

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

your wish is my command.....

I guess that means I shouldn't get dressed yet, either.... *stretches launguidly and props herself against the wall, waiting to scrub Lee's back...*

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Jubes hon? I need my back scrubbed now, in you come! B)

Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

Actually shouldn't that be the oth-

No, my planned comment is far too explicit.
I'll just let you wallow in the shallows of innuendo for now...

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*hops into the shower with Lee to "scrub his back"*

*more muffled noises*

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

*looks down*

Boy, that's going to be really clean. . .

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

}B)

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

� ) *content* � )

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*censored* }B)

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

At this point everyone is either far too disgusted to come in here, or just aren't allowed since this thread attained a BBFC rating of '18'.

Either that, or I think that everyone just fainted after Monty's comment.

And I'd just like to say that I haven't heard innuendo this bad since Benny Hill went off the air.

Still, Lee and Jubes seem to have mastered the single entendre...

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Liam, you're just jealous 'cause you didn't get any.

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Yes. In fact, we had now decided to wait a discreet amount of time before segueing to the scene where we sit in bed smoking - if we smoked, that is, AND if we'd got as far as the bed! }B)

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*leans against the bathroom wall, smoking a ciggarette*

Was it good for you? ....

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Indeed. I trust the earth moved? B)

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

You have pleased the SexGoddess. You are blessed.
*grin*

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

*emerges from the medicine cabinet, clutching tiny videocamera and giggling*
*proceeds to run like hell*

Wheee! Caught on tape! Too hot for TV!
Copies $25.00 apiece, but FREE if your initials are C.C.!

I didn't know you could do that with a shower scrunchy...

*runs very fast, very far away*

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You're just JEALOUS because the little voices talk to ME!

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

It was a lot of work, but worth it in so many ways. 8)

So. . . *hopefully* you up for more?

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*GRIN*

SexGoddess = Insatiable Sex Drive

But.. *looks around* ... perhaps we should move to more private forums. .... or at least a different thread.

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Cool. Let's go. . . leave your clothes here, they'll be safe, and you won't need them where we're going. . . }B)

Posted by Coddman (Member # 10) on :

As the 50'th poster, I hereby request the padlock.

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Bit premature there Coddy. There's so many more placs this can go.

*nods to Rupert Murdoch to make sure this is playing live on pay-per-view*

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*GRIN*

}B)

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Oh, don't worry, Jubes and I will be making guest appearances all over the place, doing our thang. . . }B)

But now, I think it's time this thread was closed, don't you?

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"Adventure? Excitement? A Jedi craves not these things!" - Silent Bob