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Hey! Why don't we express our deepest apologies to the native americans and exodus to Europe, Africa, and Asia! No more USA! Everyone is happy! (I promise we'll drop our guns in the Atlantic and Pacific. Swear!)
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The First One
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Sure. Come on over. There's room on my floor for two or three, though at least one of you will have to bring your own sleeping bag. And there are plenty of f**wits here now who think being 'Americanised' is the thing, as oppposed to European - who'll notice a few of the real thing here and there?
Face it, you made your bed, you lie in it. You can't turn back the clock, you'll just have to learn to live with each other. Here's a hint: killing everyone else in the world as a diversion from your domestic problems is at best a temporary solution.
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That wouldn't be a problem if more people would vote based upon how well the candidate is likely to do the job, rather than how much they like him. It might also help if people were more interested in the ethics of the candidate than whether their policies will put more money directly in their pockets.
--Baloo
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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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Depends how much of a shortass you are, it's only a two-seater.
I've reviewed the situation, and there'd be room for a fourth person, if she was extremely nubile and didn't object to sharing the bed with me. . . }B)
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The Americanised Europeans and Asians are the better Americans anyway. Let them settle down and revive your exhausted country. I guess there should be some 100 million to go there without having to think too much.
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Since I am 3/8ths Native American, and I can't decide what parts to leave behind, I think I'll stay here for now. Anyone departing for the other continents, I will be glad to assume custody of any valuables you'd like looked after.
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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
Member # 35
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*rushes off to make sure there are clean sheets, nearly colliding with Cargile who's moving towards Baloo with a hacksaw, a set of scales and a calculator*
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