But in fact this will be the only chance you get to see it, because it's not going to be used. Despite being (I'm assured by everyone) at least marginally better than what we've got at the moment.
Instead, it's been rejected (without telling me as such, naturally) in favour of something the IT Director can actually take credit for, namely getting quotes from companies to do it. Like he's been doing for the past year. And doing nothing else about it.
Enjoy.
------------------ "'Psychos' do not explode when sunlight hits them! I don't give a f*** how crazy they are!"
Ooooohhh....much better, Lee...That's a pretty big margin if you ask me
------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." - Jeffrey Richman, UB student
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
Idiots!
Nice work.
------------------ "If you are going to be my girlfriend please don't dump me after I like you." -- Michael
Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :
*tears microchips out of computer's motherboard in hope of causing it great, agonising pain*
Well, I finally got to see it. You're right, it does look better.
------------------ "NO! NO! Kill you all! Die! MAKE YOU SUFFER!!!"
Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
I'm very proud of it. I don't claim to be brilliant at web design, and it took me a lot of work.
------------------ Remo Williams: "Chiun, you're amazing!" Chiun: "No! I am BETTER than that!"
------------------ "...when all that is driving my heart forward is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you, and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"
11 days till the dreams become reality...
Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
And while i'm at it...
*Cracks Lee over the head with The Board With A Nail In IT (tm)*
------------------ "...when all that is driving my heart forward is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you, and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"
11 days till the dreams become reality...
Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
*sigh* We've been over this before. . .
------------------ Remo Williams: "Chiun, you're amazing!" Chiun: "No! I am BETTER than that!"
------------------ "If you are going to be my girlfriend please don't dump me after I like you." -- Michael
Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
Oh, it gets better. Everyone's Internet Explorer defaults to our developmental Intranet page. But today the same twat who's been causing the gruef comes rushing in and announces they shouldn't have access ot the Intranet yet. He wants us to go round and stop everyone's IE pointing to the page. Bugger that, we think, and replace the whole caboodle with a single "Under Construction" page I whipped up using MY design concept.
------------------ Remo Williams: "Chiun, you're amazing!" Chiun: "No! I am BETTER than that!"
I'm no expert, but that is so much better then what they had.
------------------ Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!! Gandalf
Posted by Bernd (Member # 6) on :
Even if they insist on keeping the lavender bathroom perfume color or whatever it is supposed to represent, it could be modified by decreasing the saturation in HLS or taking away some red and blue. Screen colors are often much more obtrusive than the matching print colors. Anyway, your design and color is much better, in fact it looks professional in contrast to the old one. Professional, this is what a law office is supposed to look like in the first place, isn't it?
------------------ "When diplomacy fails, there's only one alternative - violence. Force must be applied without apology. It's the Starfleet way." A somewhat different Janeway in VOY: "Living Witness" Ex Astris Scientia
Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
Yes, well, if you mention the word 'professional' to this lot they'll look blank and ask what TV shows about a branch of governmenty called CI5 have to do with anything. . . 8)
The blue/gray on my page is the best representation I can get of the blues and grays they use onleaflets and stationery. Only not as crap.
Posted by Bernd (Member # 6) on :
"Our Specialist Areas": Wasn't there a TV series called "The Specialists" as well?
And what would you answer just in case someone of them tells you they have to run an enterprise?
Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
I don't remember any show called "The Specialists," but then there were a lot of 60s shows with names similar - Avengers, Persuaders, etc. There was "The Specialist" starring Sly Stallone. . . 8)
I have considered hiding a little in-joke somewhere, but haven't had any ideas yet.
Posted by Bernd (Member # 6) on :
What if we tell you a word that must be in the webpage, let's say, "Steamrunner". Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
Actually, that would be a good word, especially since it's got no other meaning that anyone's been able to identify apart from "weird looking Trek ship designed by Alex Jaeger." Or maybe that would be too obvious, I dunno. What does everyone think?
Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :
Words to try and incorporate into serious content:
