I have been in denial over something which has been troubling me ever since the start of the new year.
At first I had nothing to go by but an uneasy feeling that someone very dear to me was not being fully honest in our dealings. Rather than go into detail, I shall simply state that I have (circumstantial) evidence of my Wife's infidelity, and her declaration that:
and
(Unlikely, but Wife has been heard to utter non-truthful declarations before. "No I'm not pregnant." was one of them.)
I was going to say something flowery, but I'll be blunt. If I don't seem to have my usual sense of humor, it isn't you. Don't take it personal if I snap at you over the next few months. Please ask for an apology (I really am quite reasonable about these things) after I've had a chance to cool off.
No, I don't think I've bitten anyone's head off yet, but I figured I'd better give fair warning.
--Baloo
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Life is unfair. Deal with it.
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/
Good luck, Baloo.
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"Recombination, then Viacom; Safeway."
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Soul Coughing
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"If you will not have me as myself, Perhaps as someone else. Perhaps as you, I'll be worth noticing. Then even a eunuch won't resist, The power of one kiss, from such as me.
I'll be that girl: and you would be right over. If I were a field, you would be in clover. If I were the sun, you would be in shadow. If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow."
~ Barenaked Ladies
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HMS White Star (your local friendly agent of Chaos:-) )
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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx
--Baloo
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Life is unfair. Deal with it.
www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/
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"I see you have the ring. And that your Schwartz is as big as mine!
-Dark Helmet, Spaceballs
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"Why can we never meet anyone nice?"
"Why can we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?"
-Lister and the cat