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Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Okay, first of all, this topic is not about my sex life, it's about my birthday comming up in January. I hate birthdays, it's just another reminder that you are a year older and that you will not be 16 again. I also hate them because for the last 11 years, except last year, everytime I had a birthday party something bad happend. I'm worried now next year when I turn 18 that all hell will break loose. I'm worried that during the party, someone will end up in the pool, a fight will break out, there will be a drive-by, the cake will explode, or that when I open my gifts one of them will be for "certain unspeakable activities" and my parents will know what I meant by being in the closet.

Anyone else felt/experienced this or something similar?

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

My birthdays tend to be rather depressing times as well.

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Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

I had a party for my birthday. Once.

I never did it again. Just not worth the fuss. Keep it small, close family and friends. Or avoid the family entirely...

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Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :

I love it when my friends have birthdays... I lvoe celebrating with them.... they always have WONDERFUL days!

But for me? Well, I dread birthdays.... they're bad, they're evil, and they're not worth it *L*

Of course, I hate all holidays....

It must just be my family....

But anyway, yeah... I know what you're talking about....

~LOA

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

GAK!

Sounds awful. I don't suppose you could arrange to be out of town at the time? You have my sympathy. My worst birthdays have been the ones no-one cared to observe, but I can see your point.

--Baloo

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

A friend of mine has his birthday 5 days before mine.

So we celebrate with our close friends, about 10 of them, playing video games, pool, and etc.

And no, nothing dirty........

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

I don't have a birthday to celebrate, having descended to this place from a higher plane of existence.

Actually, I don't celebrate much. Most of my truly important birthdays have rotted. I spent #18 out in the woods at a Scout Leader Training Camp, and #21 in my dorm room alone with a bottle of cheap 90-proof vodka (I drank five shots in a rather self-destructive mood, but I merely went to sleep)

I have a friend who never celebrates her birthday ON her birthday, as she always seems to have catastrophes occur when she does.

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Posted by Justin_Timberland (Member # 236) on :

Michael, nothing bad will happen on your birthday if someone throws you a party. The worse case senario would be that everyone will find out that JFK High's decathelon captain is into the football and baseball team...

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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

My birthdays have never been disasters, but they've never been anything to write home about either. My 21st is in a couple of months, so hopefully this trend will get turned on its head that weekend.

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Posted by Baloo (Member # 5) on :

My 21st birthday was not as much fun as I would have hoped. I had been passing as 21 for a couple of years, since I didn't act like I was afraid I'd be carded and had a full beard.

When I finally went out drinking legally no-one carded me. I was so dissappointed!

--Baloo

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