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Okay, first of all, this topic is not about my sex life, it's about my birthday comming up in January. I hate birthdays, it's just another reminder that you are a year older and that you will not be 16 again. I also hate them because for the last 11 years, except last year, everytime I had a birthday party something bad happend. I'm worried now next year when I turn 18 that all hell will break loose. I'm worried that during the party, someone will end up in the pool, a fight will break out, there will be a drive-by, the cake will explode, or that when I open my gifts one of them will be for "certain unspeakable activities" and my parents will know what I meant by being in the closet.
Anyone else felt/experienced this or something similar?
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Sounds awful. I don't suppose you could arrange to be out of town at the time? You have my sympathy. My worst birthdays have been the ones no-one cared to observe, but I can see your point.
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I don't have a birthday to celebrate, having descended to this place from a higher plane of existence.
Actually, I don't celebrate much. Most of my truly important birthdays have rotted. I spent #18 out in the woods at a Scout Leader Training Camp, and #21 in my dorm room alone with a bottle of cheap 90-proof vodka (I drank five shots in a rather self-destructive mood, but I merely went to sleep)
I have a friend who never celebrates her birthday ON her birthday, as she always seems to have catastrophes occur when she does.
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Michael, nothing bad will happen on your birthday if someone throws you a party. The worse case senario would be that everyone will find out that JFK High's decathelon captain is into the football and baseball team...
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My birthdays have never been disasters, but they've never been anything to write home about either. My 21st is in a couple of months, so hopefully this trend will get turned on its head that weekend.
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[This message has been edited by Orion Syndicate (edited October 27, 1999).]
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My 21st birthday was not as much fun as I would have hoped. I had been passing as 21 for a couple of years, since I didn't act like I was afraid I'd be carded and had a full beard.
When I finally went out drinking legally no-one carded me. I was so dissappointed!
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