Right, that's emptied the thread then...
I am here to moan as i am no longer capable of doing so in real life. Last term my few moans were so oft repeated, twisted and referred to that it became a stick to beat me with. This year I have not moaned at all in public, but boy do i have lots of crap to vent.
What better place than the flameboard?
Firstly, I am sick of the company of idiots.
At lunch today with m'esteemed classmates the primary topic of conversation was an Arab classmate (not present) along the lines of "Yeah, he really talks funny, doesn't he. He like doesn't understand a word you say to him!" (laughter and "Yeah!"s follow) He also drew mocking remarks for his beard and clothing, both religiously-based. I just sat there with a face like thunder, looking around to try and spot at least SOMEONE else in the group who was offended. Nope.
I am also pissed off with people in my hall, (see past threads), whose barbarian nature wouldn't be out of place during the Sack of Rome.
I also have now been landed with a team project to work on. This involves writing a huge volume of words on some obscure scientific topic. Doing a solo one would be hard enough, but I am composing it jointly with a brace of morons who will do sweet F.A. until 1 day to deadline, and then accuse me of not pulling my weight for refusing to stay up all night to finish it. I've seen this happen before.
And on a genrally despairing-for-humanity note, I recently tried engaging in some CON-VER-SA-TION with what I took for one of the more respectable of my classmates. I asked if he was religious, or if he ever considered "meaning of life" stuff. "nah, not really,",came the reply. These people exist only to arse around the world, use up valuable air, food, etc. and make life unpleasant for the fraction of the populace who ARE decent human beings.
The far future is going to be magnificent of course...
but the more direct future is going to SUCK.
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Gene: "I AM Star Trek"
Yvonne: "You can't sum yourself up in so small a package."
Gene: "SMALL?!!"
- Gene Roddenberry: The Last Conversation
Good to know you can come here for intellegent Conversation eh??
Well.. some of the time anyways...
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I feel more like I do now, then when I first got here!! :)
- Alshrim Dax
The Other Dax;
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"She's just as bored as me." - Kurt Cobain
Polly, Nirvana
"How 'bout these corns on my feet.. they're killin' me .. any hints on how to get rid of them??"
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I feel more like I do now, then when I first got here!! :)
- Alshrim Dax
The Other Dax;
"How 'bout these corns on my feet.. they're killin' me .. any hints on how to get rid of them??"
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I feel more like I do now, then when I first got here!! :)
- Alshrim Dax
The Other Dax;
And to throw another log onto the bonfire of the vanities:
Today the girl I am crazy about, but who is (bafflingly ) engaged to another man, came in aglow. I ask "Why the big smile?" The reply; "I've just been given a date for my wedding!".
My reaction? Recall "The Enemy Within"... and Evil Kirk's reaction to getting a neck pinch. He pretty much expressed my feelings at that point.
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Gene: "I AM Star Trek"
Yvonne: "You can't sum yourself up in so small a package."
Gene: "SMALL?!!"
- Gene Roddenberry: The Last Conversation
No offence to our female posters.
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"I'd rather be dead than cool" - Kurt Cobain
Stay Away, Nirvana
But still, what frickin' university are you AT Joe? The University for the terminally offensive and stupid? (Apart from you, obviously, he he).
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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Mr Garrison
*throws his hands up in frusteration
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"Hey you...you talkin to me?"
"Show me your steel"
"I will show you my iron claw technique!"
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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf
However I can't say thatI agree completely with us "only being good for tail"... but that could just be me.....
*L*
~LOA
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"The battle is raging inside my weary heart
screaming for me to let it all go...
My body is weak and I can't take the struggle anymore...
the love that was here is filled up by anger and rage..." ~FOM
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"You insulted Shakespeare? I'm telling."
-Miss Bate
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Gene: "I AM Star Trek"
Yvonne: "You can't sum yourself up in so small a package."
Gene: "SMALL?!!"
- Gene Roddenberry: The Last Conversation
~LOA
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"When the toast is burnin', all the milk has turned'
and Captain Crunch is waving farewell....
When the big one finds you, may this song remind you
that they don't serve breakfast in Hell!" ~Newsboys, Breakfast
And at the comment that US universities are better than UK ones: Hah! I spit on your face.
Besides, can you imagine Monty in that repressed atmosphere that the US creates around alcohol. As a Scot, it'd drive him mad in 3 seconds.
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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Mr Garrison
First, NEVER do a group project if there's ANY possible way to get out of it. That is, unless the project is done at your own and the others' initiative.
Secondly, women are evil. But so am I. This explains why so many of my close friends through life have been women. (But not why I got little or no tail from any of them.)
Lastly...
Oh, I forget. There was a brilliant thesis I was going to write here, but it's escaped me. I haven't slept since Sunday.
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Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson
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Gene: "I AM Star Trek"
Yvonne: "You can't sum yourself up in so small a package."
Gene: "SMALL?!!"
- Gene Roddenberry: The Last Conversation
Ahh, see, that was refreshing to hear when I typed that line.
Trust me dude, you'll love it.
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"I'd rather be dead than cool" - Kurt Cobain
Stay Away, Nirvana
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Fool of a Took, throw yourself in next time!!
Gandalf
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"I'd rather be dead than cool" - Kurt Cobain
Stay Away, Nirvana
Plan B sucks, to be frank.
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Gene: "I AM Star Trek"
Yvonne: "You can't sum yourself up in so small a package."
Gene: "SMALL?!!"
- Gene Roddenberry: The Last Conversation
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Frank's Home Page
"I can't remember stuff." - John Linnell
It's fun!
ANARCHY!
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"I'd rather be dead than cool" - Kurt Cobain
Stay Away, Nirvana
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Gene: "I AM Star Trek"
Yvonne: "You can't sum yourself up in so small a package."
Gene: "SMALL?!!"
- Gene Roddenberry: The Last Conversation
Punk. Yeah.
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Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson
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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Mr Garrison
*staggers about, due to being drunk whilst posting*
*falls over*
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Gene: "I AM Star Trek"
Yvonne: "You can't sum yourself up in so small a package."
Gene: "SMALL?!!"
- Gene Roddenberry: The Last Conversation
~LOA
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"Hello darkness my old friend,
I've come to talk with you again....." ~Simon & Garfunkle, The Sound of Silence
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Gene: "I AM Star Trek"
Yvonne: "You can't sum yourself up in so small a package."
Gene: "SMALL?!!"
- Gene Roddenberry: The Last Conversation
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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
Mr Garrison
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Samaritan: "A good hot curry will help heal your wounds. That is, unless your religion forbids it".
Man: (Eyes growing wide) "No religion forbids a good hot curry".
-From some movie.
and it's no big deal. My hall has a computer room open all night, except when closed for private masturbation-online sessions for other inmates. I just wander in, out-of my skull and start typing crap before losing focus and going off to besd giggling like a Prescott.
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Gene: "I AM Star Trek"
Yvonne: "You can't sum yourself up in so small a package."
Gene: "SMALL?!!"
- Gene Roddenberry: The Last Conversation