Dispute this.
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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
"All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams
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"Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly,
if a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it"-Abe S.
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"Huh. An intelligent guard. I never would have guessed."
-Preed, Titan A.E.
Or, as philosophers used to put it, can God create a rock so big he can't lift it? Got me.
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"To disarm the people [is] the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
- George Mason, American Statesman and Author of the Virginia Declaration of Rights (1776)
Why can't God destroy it?
If God destroys it, then there is nothing left that knows God exists.
"We think, therefor God exists."
- me
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"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy
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"To disarm the people [is] the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
- George Mason, American Statesman and Author of the Virginia Declaration of Rights (1776)
oh man, i've been reading too much Douglas Adams.
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"Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly,
if a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it"-Abe S.
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"To disarm the people [is] the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
- George Mason, American Statesman and Author of the Virginia Declaration of Rights (1776)
Again, I think that this all depends on WHICH or what KIND of "God" you are considering the existence of.
Will any kind do, or must it fit within the dictates of traditional JudeoChristian thought, and follow Biblical descriptors with some degree of accuracy?
A Deistic God is eminently possible, but as a completely unobservable phenomenon, having no interaction with the universe following its inception, it requires no further thought other than acceptance.
Other Gods become progresively more difficult to rationalize as stories of their involvement and activities increase. From a dispassionate standpoint, that is. Much as a fantabulist can rationalize any conflict between the myriad stories he/she tells, or between the stories and the real world, so can a faithful one (or most, at any rate) rationalize any seeming contradictions in his/her personal faith, or between his/her personal faith and reality. Often with as much convoluted reasonings (see the coming postulations on Thermodynamics, should any arise).
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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi
quote:
God can't occupy 4-corners.
Time Cube disproves God.
God is an evil adult "word
scam" against children that
justifies adult plunder of all
natural resources on Earth.
www.timecube.com
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"Ultra Magnus is Undeniably Fun!" David Stevens, New York Magazine.
"Total Complete excitement from start to finish!" -WPIX-TV, New York
"This isn't a thrill ride, it's a rocket..." -Richard Caves, Time Magazine.
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The kind that has the ability to defy the laws of physics, or set up those laws in the first place, thus creating the universe is the kind of god I'm talking about. This kind of god MUST exist, due to laws on increasing entropy dictating a point in the past beyond which they themselves didn't apply. Everything else about this god is debatable, including HOW he (we'll call this god a 'he', for the sake of simplicity) created the universe, or even whether he's aware of it.
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"To disarm the people [is] the best and most effectual way to enslave them."
- George Mason, American Statesman and Author of the Virginia Declaration of Rights (1776)
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1957: The space age begins when the first artificial satellite, Sputnik 1, is placed in orbit by the Soviet Union on October 4. Our German rocket scientists get very
annoyed with their German rocket scientists. � Outpost
I wonder if the "Time Cube" guy knows that his sentence structure mirrors that of a schizophrenic?
Mucus: parallels that eternal question, doesn't it?
"What does God want with a starship?"
"What does God want with the adulation of a largely hairless omnivorous anthropoid biped?"
To me, this would be like being worshipped and loved by a colony of ants. Sure, it might stroke my ego, but I can't interact meaningfully with them, so what good will it do either of us? (Oh, and then if they pester me enough with their constant entreaties, I just might get mad and flatten the anthill in a regrettable fit of pique.)
Now being worshipped by CATS, that'd be an accomplishment.
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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi
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If you don't believe in what I say or the God I speak of I guess you'll just have to meet me so the Lord and I can convert you.
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"I can't believe we're actually gonna meet Guru Lou. Everyone says he's the wisest man in the universe. He's sensitive, creative, has a great sense of humour, and he's a really smooth dancer. *giggles*"
"You're confused Polly. We're not meeting Paul Newman."
- Polly & Speedy; Samurai Pizza Cats
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If you don't believe in what I say or the God I speak of I guess you'll just have to meet me so the Lord and I can convert you.
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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
- George Bernard Shaw
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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy
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"See, for a Republican, a heart is like an appendix. It's nice to have it, but you don't really need it."
--Jay Leno
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"If Picard was set loose on a Monopoly board, he'd try and establish peaceable diplomatic relations with Marvin Gardens and give St. James Place wide berth so that its culture could develop without interference."
--
L. Fitzgerald Sjoberg
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Because I'm the passenger, and I ride and I ride.
"...for I am a jealous god..." Ten Commandments, Chapter 20 of Exodus. And don't give me any of that, "The OT is for jews." junk that's a lie, it isn't biblical, and if you ever heard a person say that you either didn't understand or the person was a heretic.
Narnia is just childrens literature people, you haven't read Lewis until you have read his adult stuff.
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If you don't believe in what I say or the God I speak of I guess you'll just have to meet me so the Lord and I can convert you.
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"If Picard was set loose on a Monopoly board, he'd try and establish peaceable diplomatic relations with Marvin Gardens and give St. James Place wide berth so that its culture could develop without interference."
--
L. Fitzgerald Sjoberg
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Because I'm the passenger, and I ride and I ride.
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If you don't believe in what I say or the God I speak of I guess you'll just have to meet me so the Lord and I can convert you.
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"If Picard was set loose on a Monopoly board, he'd try and establish peaceable diplomatic relations with Marvin Gardens and give St. James Place wide berth so that its culture could develop without interference."
--
L. Fitzgerald Sjoberg
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Because I'm the passenger, and I ride and I ride.
Nice people, these folks. Antiabortion, but pro infanticide.
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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi
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If you don't believe in what I say or the God I speak of I guess you'll just have to meet me so the Lord and I can convert you.
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"If Picard was set loose on a Monopoly board, he'd try and establish peaceable diplomatic relations with Marvin Gardens and give St. James Place wide berth so that its culture could develop without interference."
--
L. Fitzgerald Sjoberg
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Because I'm the passenger, and I ride and I ride.
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If you don't believe in what I say or the God I speak of I guess you'll just have to meet me so the Lord and I can convert you.
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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy
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Come on darkness
Lay your body down on us
We've been calling you for so long now
We're weary of your name
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Camper Van Beethoven
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Pull your body for a moment from your soul.
Besides, I think whoever wrote those jammin' rock tracks for The Racoons cartoon show IS American's favourite musician.
Either him, or the guy that wrote the theme for Dragonball Z. Buggered if I can figure out the words though. Is it choppin' dragon, rockin' dragon, humpin' dragon, or something else? Something much more, er, sense-making?
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"Why do you want to spend time with a deer? They're so stupid, they get hypnotized by headlights!" - Guido Anchovy