Ok, so you policy folks out there, get us out of debt.
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Oh, fiddle faddle, everyone knows that our mutants have flippers. Oops, I've said too much.....
~C. Montgomery Burns
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"More beer, more beer, more beer, more beer! ARSE!"
- Ode to God.
Old budget was $1977.6 billion
($1522.1 billion in spending, $455.5 billion in tax expenditures).
New budget is $1897.84 billion
($1405.06 billion in spending, $492.78 billion in tax expenditures).
You have cut the deficit by $79.76 billion.
Your new deficit is $112.24 billion."
Not bad, for a first try off the top of my head.
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
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Budget Totals
Old budget was $1977.6 billion
($1522.1 billion in spending, $455.5 billion in tax expenditures).
New budget is $251.92 billion
($251.92 billion in spending, $0 billion in tax expenditures).You have cut the deficit by $1725.68 billion.
Your new deficit is $-1533.67 billion.
I'm good. Of course, there's no category for "buying th moon expendatures", which I think could easily be done with 1533.67 Billion.
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"What happens if a big asteroid hits the Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad."
- Dave Barry
(By the way, very cool gadget, Jay.)
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Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.
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Ambrose Bierce
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! It's useless to struggle.
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Old budget was $1977.6 billion
($1522.1 billion in spending, $455.5 billion in tax expenditures).New budget is $1706.02 billion
($1250.52 billion in spending, $455.5 billion in tax expenditures).You have cut the deficit by $271.58 billion.
Your new deficit is $-79.57 billion.
The only problem is that now Canada has to defend us.
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"I'd like to have a hard one, though..." - Fabrux
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"Weirdness doesn't frighten me. Ten-foot-tall purple wombats with shaving-cream-covered broadswords singing 'Kumbayah'... Now, that scares me..."
-Tim Nix
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"What happens if a big asteroid hits the Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad."
- Dave Barry
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"More beer, more beer, more beer, more beer! ARSE!"
- Ode to God.
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"What happens if a big asteroid hits the Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad."
- Dave Barry
Move back or we'll spork ya! This could break the skin mister!
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Oh, fiddle faddle, everyone knows that our mutants have flippers. Oops, I've said too much.....
~C. Montgomery Burns
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"Weirdness doesn't frighten me. Ten-foot-tall purple wombats with shaving-cream-covered broadswords singing 'Kumbayah'... Now, that scares me..."
-Tim Nix
[This message has been edited by Fabrux (edited August 24, 2000).]