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Some of the sections are unclear. For instance, what happens if you want to increase tax to certain brackets and cut a few hundred billion off the military budget?
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quote:Budget Totals Old budget was $1977.6 billion ($1522.1 billion in spending, $455.5 billion in tax expenditures). New budget is $251.92 billion ($251.92 billion in spending, $0 billion in tax expenditures).
You have cut the deficit by $1725.68 billion. Your new deficit is $-1533.67 billion.
I'm good. Of course, there's no category for "buying th moon expendatures", which I think could easily be done with 1533.67 Billion.
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I eliminated the entire budget and used the balance to escape to my hidden Martian city before the foolish citizens noticed. Long live Emperor Gort!
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Yeah, we've got those little knives from KFC, with the impossible-to-open wrapper. That'll hold of Saddam.
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I just pulled a name out of my ass. I don't keep track of the zounds of people the USA's pissed off.
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Hey, give us Canadians some credit. Hell, there used to be a few nuclear missle silos in Chatham, NB. See? We let you US folk defent NA here in good old New Brunswick
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[This message has been edited by Fabrux (edited August 24, 2000).]