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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

I think I finally found someone who's just as deranged as the Time Cube guy... but perhaps more dangerous.

You tell me.
http://home.earthlink.net/~thogmi/

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

I hope he is. It's getting damn difficult t'find worthwhile enemies for battle these days.

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"There are three things I HATE, Jet: kids..pets..& women with attitudes. So WHY do we have all THREE on BOARD?!?"--Spike Spiegel

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

OKAY!!

Just ripped through the site & here's the summary:

Masturbation is good.
Cussin' is good.
Men preachers is good.
Speakin' in TONGUES is good.
Baptisms is good.
Circumcision is good.
Tithing is good.
Other Pentacostals is good, except for the American Hebrew Pentacostal Church--they's BAD.

Menstration is bad.
Homosexuals is bad.
Abortion is bad.
Sports is bad.
Stuttering is bad.
WOMEN preachers is bad.
Falling backwards (literally) is bad.
Laughing is bad.
Dancing is bad.
Shaking is bad.
Trembling is bad.
Stumbling is bad.
Psychology is bad.
Hebrews is bad.
Christmas is bad.
Catholics is bad.
Mormons is bad.
Singing in church is bad.
Church retreats is bad.

Also, women is good when they's obeyin' men...otherwise, they's bad, too.

Y'gotta read this guy's life history in the "Prophet Michael" section--reads like a small-fry rap sheet. Also, check out the "Noahchide" & "1 Corinthians 7" pages for rules & regulations. Some make sense...but others are so absurd, it's funny. I especially like the "Hebrew Shepherd" page & the other one where us devil Hebes apparently are NOT descended through maternal lineage, but PATernal lineage. Oooo....

I profess to know absolutely NOTHING about Pentacostal religion, so I don't know how much of it is standard & how much is this guy's personal interpretation....but DAMN don't we have some kick-ass homegrown kooks in this nation!!

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"There are three things I HATE, Jet: kids..pets..& women with attitudes. So WHY do we have all THREE on BOARD?!?"--Spike Spiegel

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Isn't that horrible animation at the top from "Dracula"? During Prince Vlad's crusade of impaling?
Maybe that's what happens to non-believers in his universe...

I wonder how many people on earth is as ready as this guy to go back 5000 years of social evolution.

Who is this Time Cube-guy? Nothing like that Buggerman I hope, I still get the creeps when I think of that reassuring, mustachy smile...
THANKS A LOT, 'CUJO!!!

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Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...

�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

The Time Cube guy is Gene Ray. The main difference between him and someone like this is that I can't see anyone on Earth outside of an institution accepting the philosophy of the Time Cube.

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Posted by Teelie (Member # 280) on :

I think someone needs to get outside more often and start dating.

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

That Gene Ray, the wrong-clock thing had my attention for a moment, but I sense he carries a lot of prejudice and perhaps pain.

I try to stay away from such people as their narcissistic traits make them deadly when proven wrong or denied support. Believe me, I've met one...

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

One? I've met DOZENS. Mostly, they're in the same line of work as this guy.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

*looks around the Pentecostal page*

*shrug* Sounds like your generic religious gibberish to me...

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

First of Two, you know how you tend to attract those who tend to annoy you the most?

I attract Creationists, My roommate attracts 12 year olds, you attract fundies(as you call them)...

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

It's not just fundies and Creationists I attract. It's virtually ALL kinds of dolts, from those who believe that anarchy is a viable political system, to those who belive government should control EVERYTHING. people who want to ban Harry Potter, the Wizard of Oz, and Halloween. People who insist that they understand computers, but don't know how the mouse works. People who send you email consisting only of "I'd like to know about a book at the library," and then get mad when you don't respond. People who say "li-berry." People who "ax you a question." People who think it's okay to discriminate based on a "lifestyle choice" but who get mad when they can't smoke inside. People who consistently, despite repeaded corrections, confuse Star Trek and Star Wars.

I'm just an idiot magnet. o_O

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Posted by Teelie (Member # 280) on :

Can I add family to the list of annoying and hateful, biased, moronic people who attract to you like you're a iron skillet to a giant magnet?

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

No comments from our righteous brethren? Y'all MUST have SOME feelings on the matter...

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master

Posted by Teelie (Member # 280) on :

[Televaginst Preacher Mode]
I find you all's contempt of this man contempting!
How dare you insult and joke about such a wonderful upstanding example of religious conviction!
Why I envy this here man, he is such a fine fine specieman of what I wish I were!
Give him a hand!
[/Televaginst Preacher mode]

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Posted by Mythril (Member # 286) on :

Just what the world needs more religious weirdos.

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

This is the entirety of a week-long exchange of e-mails with this guy ...

I got a question for you, my friend.

Do you honestly believe that when you get to Heaven, God will look at you and say, "Gee, thanks for all the work work promoting my word ... bashing gays, and people who don't believe what you believe?"

I feel sorry for you. You should've lived sixty years ago in Germany.

God will look at you and laugh, and you'll spent eternty next to Hitler in Hell.

His reply:

You wish.

Prophet Michael

Me:

A prophet of evil ... you know, I bet if you would just go out and get laid, your outlook on life would brighten.

Him:

THATS ALL YOU FAGGOTS HAVE ON YOUR MIND, SEX

REPENT DEVIL, BET YOU CAN'T.

PROPHET MICHAEL

Me:

Hah. What a wonderful, stinging reply. My mind struggles to come up with something to match yours. Did you do to much butt-loving when you were on drugs? Are you trying to forget something about yourself that you regret? You know, it would be nice if you could try to "write" back without throwing out these words that you think hurt people.

Answer me one question: Adolf Hitler ... good or evil?

Him:

The bible says, "answer a fool like a fool" so you said nothing and you get nothing.

PROPHET MICHAEL

Me:

And still you call yourself a prophet. How deluded ARE you?

Do you hear voices?

Oh, yeah, one more thing ... if you're so "by the bible" why did you BET me that I couldn't repent? That's gambling. That's a sin. Hmmm. Someone needs to read the bible more =)

Him:

Not on a sure thing.

PROPHET MICHAEL

Me: Uhm. Hello? Is anyone there? Gambling is gambling regardless of whether or not you know who will win (if you know who will win, its usually called cheating). And how do you know it IS a sure thing? Are you judging me? Isn't that ALSO against the bible? Judge not? You are such a laughing joke, you and others of your ilk are the reason why organized religion is such a joke these days.

I'm also very impressed by what you hate on your website. You hate women ('cuz you can't get none), you hate the military ('cuz they threw you in the stockade 'cuz you're a lousy excuse for a human being much less a soldier) and you hate shrinks ('cuz they tell you you need to spend time in a mental hospital). I was surprised I didn't find a rant about lawyers on your page, but I'm sure you'll put one up there as soon as you can get your greasy little fingers a-typing.

Your friend,

Jeff

Him:

(He declined to send a reply)

Me:

Well, dude ... ?

Did I hit that SQUARELY on the nose? Too stunned to reply? I agree -- shrinks ARE evil. How much money did you spend on 'em and I told you EXACTLY what they told you (but I did it for free ... hey, I'm a nice guy, you know?)

Have a nice night,

MeGotBeer (and you don't)...

(I was writing to him from [email protected], a secondary e-mail of mine. I have yet to hear back from him)

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Erm... Have you ever read the book of Job? One could make the arguement that Yahweh not only supports gambling, but gambling w/ Satan...

Granted, there wasn't technically any wager involved, but, then, there wasn't any here, either. It's the same concept, still...

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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Surely then it's God who hasn't read up on his Bible stories, and who has contradicted Himself.

Sheesh, he may be the lord and master of all, but his personality's about as consistent as a heavy coccaine addict. Or Beast Machines Rattrap...

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Yahweh on crack... That explains quite a few things, actually...

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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Like Carrot Top.

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"There are three things I HATE, Jet: kids..pets..& women with attitudes. So WHY do we have all THREE on BOARD?!?"--Spike Spiegel

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

as a matter of fact ... I have not read the book of Job ...

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You wouldn't understand ... it's a Jeep thing

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Don't bother. Yahweh really makes an ass of himself in that one.

"Here, Satan, here's my number one follower. Screw with him, go ahead. Betcha he won't blame me for letting you do it."

And then when Job's finally had just about enough, and asks God where He gets off letting all this stuff happen to him, God goes off on some tangent about how insignificant Job is, and how He, God, made this and that and the other, and what was Job doing?... and how God can pretty much do whatever He wants, simply because He's God.

I mean really, the Big Guy sounds like one of those parents that punishes their child for the least little infraction of 'their' rules, all the while lying to their boss, cheating on their taxes, and drinking up a storm each night.

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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master