Shik
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OKAY!!
Just ripped through the site & here's the summary:
Masturbation is good. Cussin' is good. Men preachers is good. Speakin' in TONGUES is good. Baptisms is good. Circumcision is good. Tithing is good. Other Pentacostals is good, except for the American Hebrew Pentacostal Church--they's BAD.
Menstration is bad. Homosexuals is bad. Abortion is bad. Sports is bad. Stuttering is bad. WOMEN preachers is bad. Falling backwards (literally) is bad. Laughing is bad. Dancing is bad. Shaking is bad. Trembling is bad. Stumbling is bad. Psychology is bad. Hebrews is bad. Christmas is bad. Catholics is bad. Mormons is bad. Singing in church is bad. Church retreats is bad.
Also, women is good when they's obeyin' men...otherwise, they's bad, too.
Y'gotta read this guy's life history in the "Prophet Michael" section--reads like a small-fry rap sheet. Also, check out the "Noahchide" & "1 Corinthians 7" pages for rules & regulations. Some make sense...but others are so absurd, it's funny. I especially like the "Hebrew Shepherd" page & the other one where us devil Hebes apparently are NOT descended through maternal lineage, but PATernal lineage. Oooo....
I profess to know absolutely NOTHING about Pentacostal religion, so I don't know how much of it is standard & how much is this guy's personal interpretation....but DAMN don't we have some kick-ass homegrown kooks in this nation!!
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Isn't that horrible animation at the top from "Dracula"? During Prince Vlad's crusade of impaling? Maybe that's what happens to non-believers in his universe...
I wonder how many people on earth is as ready as this guy to go back 5000 years of social evolution.
Who is this Time Cube-guy? Nothing like that Buggerman I hope, I still get the creeps when I think of that reassuring, mustachy smile... THANKS A LOT, 'CUJO!!!
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The Time Cube guy is Gene Ray. The main difference between him and someone like this is that I can't see anyone on Earth outside of an institution accepting the philosophy of the Time Cube.
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That Gene Ray, the wrong-clock thing had my attention for a moment, but I sense he carries a lot of prejudice and perhaps pain. I try to stay away from such people as their narcissistic traits make them deadly when proven wrong or denied support. Believe me, I've met one...
Registered: Aug 1999
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It's not just fundies and Creationists I attract. It's virtually ALL kinds of dolts, from those who believe that anarchy is a viable political system, to those who belive government should control EVERYTHING. people who want to ban Harry Potter, the Wizard of Oz, and Halloween. People who insist that they understand computers, but don't know how the mouse works. People who send you email consisting only of "I'd like to know about a book at the library," and then get mad when you don't respond. People who say "li-berry." People who "ax you a question." People who think it's okay to discriminate based on a "lifestyle choice" but who get mad when they can't smoke inside. People who consistently, despite repeaded corrections, confuse Star Trek and Star Wars.
I'm just an idiot magnet. o_O
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[Televaginst Preacher Mode] I find you all's contempt of this man contempting! How dare you insult and joke about such a wonderful upstanding example of religious conviction! Why I envy this here man, he is such a fine fine specieman of what I wish I were! Give him a hand! [/Televaginst Preacher mode]
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