Q: How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: "We don't need to change the lightbulb, we just need to make it feel better about being burnt out."
Q: How many socialists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they just divert electricity away from all the other bulbs in the hope that it will lessen the "brightness disparity."
Q: How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: We could tell you... if we ever get through the lightbulb line.
Q: How many fascists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but he has to do it exactly to the government specifications.
Q: How many Reform Party members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They can't decide.
Q: How many Creationists does it take to change a lightbulb.
A: GOD made light, not EDISON!!!
Q: How many libertarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: What? While you were telling jokes, I did it already.
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
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"What happens if a big asteroid hits the Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad."
- Dave Barry
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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
- George Bernard Shaw
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
- George Bernard Shaw
But anyway, I meant Q or Trelane. Yeah, that's it.
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
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love's function is to fabricate unknownnness
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E. E. Cummings
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! And party everyday.
Fo2:
"That's because there isn't any [distinction between human tendancies and God's tendancies]."
Well, there is the fact that God always keeps his word...
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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
- George Bernard Shaw
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"It's like the Star of David or something. But without the whole Judaism thing."
-Frank Gerratana, 17-Aug-2000
Not a comparison I'd invite.
As a matter of thought, I can't remember the last time I didn't keep my word.
Hmm...
First for Deity!
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master