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Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb? A: There's nothing wrong with that lightbulb!
Q: How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb? A: "We don't need to change the lightbulb, we just need to make it feel better about being burnt out."
Q: How many socialists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just divert electricity away from all the other bulbs in the hope that it will lessen the "brightness disparity."
Q: How many communists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: We could tell you... if we ever get through the lightbulb line.
Q: How many fascists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but he has to do it exactly to the government specifications.
Q: How many Reform Party members does it take to change a lightbulb? A: They can't decide.
Q: How many Creationists does it take to change a lightbulb. A: GOD made light, not EDISON!!!
Q: How many libertarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: What? While you were telling jokes, I did it already.
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That's why fascism isn't a bad idea. It gets done.
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That's because there isn't any. God, by His own admission in the Bible, is by turns jealous, wrathful, loving, regretful, and vexed. Just like me.
But anyway, I meant Q or Trelane. Yeah, that's it.
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Totalitarianism is a very broad term. Anything in which the government is all powerful is totalitarian. The only definition of facism I've ever encountered (and I had to search to find it) was a system in which the government had the power to do whatever was nesecary. Deemed nesecary by whom, you ask? Well, by the government, of course. So basically, the government can do whatever it wants. Thus totalitarianism.
Fo2:
"That's because there isn't any [distinction between human tendancies and God's tendancies]."
Well, there is the fact that God always keeps his word...
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