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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Ficus 2000!

What does Ficus stand for?
Absolutely nothing. The Ficus platform is simple: a small plastic pot and (at times) a matching saucer.

What is the "Ficus approach?"
The Ficus approach involves producing oxygen for all human beings - including but not limited to constituents and campaign contributors. In fact, the whole Ficus campaign can be summed up in one simple word: photosynthesis.

Hey, Ficus might be better than some Texans running for office!

Not knowing how anything related to politics will turn...I place it in El Board de Flamb�.

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Sorry. The Ficus' position on gardening "STOP IT NOW!" is against my very nature. It wants me to set MY Ficus plants free.

HAH! I say!

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Posted by Diane (Member # 53) on :

Ficus has my vote.

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Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

A potted plant would have more personalty then Bush or Gore.

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Didn't a ficus beat Dilbert to a promotion?