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Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
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Ficus 2000!

What does Ficus stand for?
Absolutely nothing. The Ficus platform is simple: a small plastic pot and (at times) a matching saucer.

What is the "Ficus approach?"
The Ficus approach involves producing oxygen for all human beings - including but not limited to constituents and campaign contributors. In fact, the whole Ficus campaign can be summed up in one simple word: photosynthesis.

Hey, Ficus might be better than some Texans running for office!

Not knowing how anything related to politics will turn...I place it in El Board de Flamb�.

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Malnurtured Snay
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Sorry. The Ficus' position on gardening "STOP IT NOW!" is against my very nature. It wants me to set MY Ficus plants free.

HAH! I say!

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Diane
aka Tora Ziyal
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Ficus has my vote.

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Kosh
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A potted plant would have more personalty then Bush or Gore.

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Didn't a ficus beat Dilbert to a promotion?
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