Only in Toronto.......
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
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Pilot: You're sure they were Americans, eh?
Fraser: They were all wearing new boots, they were driving a Jeep Wrangler, and they carried big guns.
Pilot: Americans it is.
- "due South"
Fuck you.
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Equality, Cooperation & Benevolence.
Vote Communist Party of America 2000.
Under any circumstances, what else can you call a country that doesn't allow kids to say "Merry Christmas"?
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Pilot: You're sure they were Americans, eh?
Fraser: They were all wearing new boots, they were driving a Jeep Wrangler, and they carried big guns.
Pilot: Americans it is.
- "due South"
"...many students can't participate because of Halloween's 'pagan' origins."
Well, by definition, the word "Halloween" means "the eve of All Saints Day", therefore it is a solely Christian (maybe only Roman Catholic?) holiday. I mean, Christmas was planted at a common time for pagan rituals intentionally. No-one ever talks about its "pagan origins"...
"'They use their weapons, they're kids, they play and it's difficult for one teacher to control the kids,' said Velvet Spring, who has two sons aged 5 and 7."
WTF? How on Earth do weapons relate to Halloween costumes? I someone going to dress up as Julius Caesar and bring in a group of centurions to slaughter everyone?
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"Yeah...apparently Sizer is very hard to say, so they replace it with 'Is Mr. Caeser home?'
Sometimes I'll say that no, he has, in fact, passed away.
'My apologies.'
'Oh, that's ok, I'm over it. Brutus is still a wreck though.'
Then I hang up."
-Simon Sizer on telemarketers, 1-Nov-2000
A multicultural country that can't celebrate Christmas because other religions deem that such fanfare over one religion's holiest holiday over their own as truly *ahem* retching.
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
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"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much."
Judging from the amount of American TV I watch, I'd call it the United States of America.
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"If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would've been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move." - Spike, BtVS
Anyway, it seems to me that greeting people with a salutation based on a fictional persons birth is perhaps not the best greeting.
Perhaps "Hey fuckhead, I'd like to do your wife!" or "Hello. My Grandpa has a magic lap." Would be better.
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Equality, Cooperation & Benevolence.
Vote Communist Party of America 2000.
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"If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would've been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move." - Spike, BtVS
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Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
Vote Bush/Cheney 2000
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Francesca: He was born on the tundra, that's where he belongs. You'll kill him if you take him to Toronto.
Thatcher: That's a bit drastic, don't you think?
Francesca: Look, I've been to Toronto. Trust me, nothing can survive there. - "due South"
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So, how's that Survivor-contest coming along, Newt?
-Well not very well at the MOMENT, everyone seems to have died.
-Gee, that's bad. Those Aliens bugging you yet?
-Not really, they mostly come at night mostly...
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"The distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion."
--Albert Eistein
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love's function is to fabricate unknownnness
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E. E. Cummings
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! And party everyday.
The loser kid in our school was always called Martin. Or Keith.
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"If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would've been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move." - Spike, BtVS
~LOA
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"The purple elephants have conquered my pants! Weasels to the rescue!!!" ~TSN, Oct. 23, 2000
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"The distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion."
--Albert Eistein
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
or maybe it IS partially rooted in political correctness, as happened in some Ohio school districts *years* ago: Kids couldn't dress as hobos because (as the overly-sensitive spokesperson for the district said "A hobo is just a homeless person.")
No witches, because that's a stereotype of the Wiccans. No cowboys, because that's offensive to the Indians. Well, not the real Indians, but to white people who feel that they should be insensed on the Indians' behalf. No ghosts or skeletons: too disturbing. etc, etc.
But the PC crowd generally don't ban Halloween, they just set up massively restrictive costume limitations.
The Fundies try to do away with the thing entirely.
And those of us who are normal and just want to enjoy ourselves stand back and gape in amazement/amusement.
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
Also, when we do have Halloween parties, everyone goes as something "scary", whereas in the US, Halloween fancy dress seems to allow anything.
But that's not interesting.
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"If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would've been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move." - Spike, BtVS