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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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http://www.thestar.com/thestar/back_issues/ED20001031/news/20001031NEW01b_CI-COSTUME.html

Only in Toronto.......

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."


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Omega
Some other beginning's end
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Boy, that country is screwed up...

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Pilot: You're sure they were Americans, eh?
Fraser: They were all wearing new boots, they were driving a Jeep Wrangler, and they carried big guns.
Pilot: Americans it is.
- "due South"


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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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Yes, yes it is. We're just preparing ourselves for our eventual union with you.

Fuck you.

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Equality, Cooperation & Benevolence.

Vote Communist Party of America 2000.


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Omega
Some other beginning's end
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Oh, get a sense of humor.

Under any circumstances, what else can you call a country that doesn't allow kids to say "Merry Christmas"?

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Pilot: You're sure they were Americans, eh?
Fraser: They were all wearing new boots, they were driving a Jeep Wrangler, and they carried big guns.
Pilot: Americans it is.
- "due South"


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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"...many students can't participate because of Halloween's 'pagan' origins."

Well, by definition, the word "Halloween" means "the eve of All Saints Day", therefore it is a solely Christian (maybe only Roman Catholic?) holiday. I mean, Christmas was planted at a common time for pagan rituals intentionally. No-one ever talks about its "pagan origins"...

"'They use their weapons, they're kids, they play and it's difficult for one teacher to control the kids,' said Velvet Spring, who has two sons aged 5 and 7."

WTF? How on Earth do weapons relate to Halloween costumes? I someone going to dress up as Julius Caesar and bring in a group of centurions to slaughter everyone?

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"Yeah...apparently Sizer is very hard to say, so they replace it with 'Is Mr. Caeser home?'
Sometimes I'll say that no, he has, in fact, passed away.
'My apologies.'
'Oh, that's ok, I'm over it. Brutus is still a wreck though.'
Then I hang up."
-Simon Sizer on telemarketers, 1-Nov-2000


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Saltah'na
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Under any circumstances, what else can you call a country that doesn't allow kids to say "Merry Christmas"?

A multicultural country that can't celebrate Christmas because other religions deem that such fanfare over one religion's holiest holiday over their own as truly *ahem* retching.

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."


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Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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Yes...because when I was in school, my only thought around Halloween or Christmas or Easter was to crush the differential belief systems of the kids around me like Rome heading into Gaul. It had NOTHING t'do with all the LOOT...

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PsyLiam
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'Under any circumstances, what else can you call a country that doesn't allow kids to say "Merry Christmas"?'

Judging from the amount of American TV I watch, I'd call it the United States of America.

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"If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would've been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move." - Spike, BtVS


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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Wait a minute. We say 'Merry Christmas' all the time here. I said it twice today to passerby. They looked at me funny, surmised that I had been reading too much Harry Potter, and locked me in a basement filled with Maple Syrup and flannel. As much as I'd like to knock Paul Bunyon, the man had good taste for good tasting shirts. Especially with syrup.

Anyway, it seems to me that greeting people with a salutation based on a fictional persons birth is perhaps not the best greeting.

Perhaps "Hey fuckhead, I'd like to do your wife!" or "Hello. My Grandpa has a magic lap." Would be better.

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Equality, Cooperation & Benevolence.

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PsyLiam
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It rises with the tides...

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"If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there it would've been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock. I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move." - Spike, BtVS


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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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Political correctness is stupid. I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna worry about 'offending' someone, when quite frankly, one can take offense no matter WHAT I say. Fuck it!

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Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
Vote Bush/Cheney 2000


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Omega
Some other beginning's end
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I find that language offensive. Police! Arrest that man!

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Francesca: He was born on the tundra, that's where he belongs. You'll kill him if you take him to Toronto.
Thatcher: That's a bit drastic, don't you think?
Francesca: Look, I've been to Toronto. Trust me, nothing can survive there. - "due South"


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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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I'm on a donut-break now. But here, take my gun.

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So, how's that Survivor-contest coming along, Newt?
-Well not very well at the MOMENT, everyone seems to have died.
-Gee, that's bad. Those Aliens bugging you yet?
-Not really, they mostly come at night mostly...


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Diane
aka Tora Ziyal
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Well, you know, the secular celebration of Christmas consists mainly of Santa Clauses and Christmas trees and presents and family stuff. Sure, it's overbearing, but it's not really forcing Jesus Christ on anyone. Heck, I celebrated Christmas in Taiwan (though it's not nearly as important as Chinese New Year). Never knew it was about Jesus until I got here. I like having Halloween with pagans though. We get to go around saying "happy new year."

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"The distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion."
--Albert Eistein


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Sol System
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Can't we all just get along? Or barring that, pick on some loser country like Chad? I mean, come on, when you're named after the biggest loser in the whole high school, you're just asking for trouble.

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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! And party everyday.


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