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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
 
Of a conversation with Sol and from the other political threads.

Sol and I had a rather stimulating discussion about greatness and what constitutes it...and like most conversations I've had with Sol "Tangent" System, he was all over the place signifying, denoting, questioning, ect...nothing was really figured out.

Still, with all the discussion of Bush's wisdom, I was thinking about making it a thread on political smarts and wisdom, but that is so limiting.

Which brings about a question. List your greatest people of the last few hundred years or so and what made them great. Who, in your estimation is great and also extant? Why?

*note: if this disintegrates into the general dyspeptic bile of "I'll answer your question when you've answered mine" sort of crap...well I may have to beat someone. Just don't do that.

Let's see where this brings us.

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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
The guy who invented the toilet, for obvious reasons.

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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
 
Ah, that's quite the first one for the list.

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Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
Great men...

Washington
Jefferson
Lincoln
John Jay
Franklin
Reagan
Churchill
Theresa

That's all, off the top of my head. I'll be back with more.

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-Thomas Jefferson

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
"Theresa"

Now really, she was a bit wrinkled and might have been sporting grandma whiskers, but isn't this a bit much?

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Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
I interpreted "men" to mean members of the group "man," which I took to denotate...

Oh, forget it.

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"Still one thing more fellow-citizens--A wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government..."
-Thomas Jefferson
 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
I am retarded. Very seriously I am. Be warned.

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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
 
That's a good list Omega.

A couple of things however:

Forget the last...you clarified while I posted. The great mankind sort of thing I take it to be.
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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Mohandas K. Ghandi.

Why? He taught his people how to earn their freedom without bloodshed.

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
I think that this is a fool's game. Most influential people, most famous, most powerful, most wealthy, most hated; these can be done. But just saying 'greatest' turns the discussion from one of objective, or partially objective facts to one of personal interpretation. My personal list of the greatest people includes astronauts, writers, musicians, and philosophers. Some of whom meet the various criteria I listed, but some only meet my own standards. Is Raymond Carver great? Sure, in the eyes of many literary types. But for me he's great because he's from this area. And so it goes.

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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
 
I'm not asking for the 'greatest' cause we all know that to a really cool boxer...

What defines greatness is more what I'm after.

Was Gandhi simply because he was non violent? Or perhaps it was someting about the public aura of the times he lived in. I imagine that non violence requires to be in the public eye otherwise the iron fisted types would just call out the death squads.

Was it his courage?

Is greatness limited to political / miltary people? If not, why do they get listed first when one askes?

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Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?
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Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :
 
Here's the thing, I think Gandi was both great and a total imbecile. He took India Away from Britan the most effective way possible. With the least problems. However, when talk of partition started he should have rallied the troops and started some hardcore warfare.

So I don't know, greatness depends on your world view, morals etc. For instance, -this is not a shot at anyone- if someone said to me that Reagan was great I'd have to choke half to death laughing. From all the reports I have recieved the guy was a blithering imbecile who took to coaching very easily. So there ya are.

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Thomas Jefferson -- probably the smartest US president, a true polymath and renaissance man. Tried to get slavery written off way earlier than most of his countrymen, and in a reasonable way that wouldn't create an underclass.

Thomas Paine -- "Common Sense" and other writings that formed much of the basis for the American Republic.

Winston Churchill - pulled together a collapsing country and military, rallied the people, and held off the German onslaught for far longer than could have been supposed, other things being equal.

Carl Sagan -- Made science and astronomy accessible to an entire generation.

Mark Twain -- Author, humorist, satirist. Just brilliant.

Isaac Asimov -- Authored over 500 books, on virtually every subject imaginable. Made an effort to make technical physics and all his other subjects legible to the layman.

Melville Dewey -- Invented Dewey Decimal System for cataloging books. Without him, I couldn't do my job.

Galileo Galilei -- made the first great step in demolishing the Heliocentric universe. Significant advancement in astronomy, physics.

Charles Darwin -- made the first great step in demolishing Special Creation nonsense. Significant advancement towards real understanding of genetics and biology.

That's a start.

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Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
Oh, Ghandi. How could I forget him?

M.L. King, as well.

Don't get me started on Darwin, Rob.

It seems that the pattern in men that are universally considered great is that they were completely and totally devoted to some worthy cause, be it independence, ensuring freedom AFTER obtaining independence, ending slavery, or defeating the Soviet Union. In Churchill, this was summed up rather nicely. This is not an exact quote but he said something along these lines: "My one purpose is the defeat of Hitler. If Germany invaded Hell, I would at least make a favorable mention of Satan in Parlement."

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"Still one thing more fellow-citizens--A wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government..."
-Thomas Jefferson
 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
George Benson, my grandfather, who lost most of his left ear on Normandy ...

Whomever invented the Jeep, without which there would be no Jeep Wrangler, which would be a shame.

Whomever first brewed Bass Ale. Gotta love that stuff.

Amy's parents (for obvious reasons).

That's about it.

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
*Thinks of Amy*

Ahhhhh.

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Just so long as you're not thinking of the Amy I'm thinking of.

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Hmmm...

Sun Tzu
Alexander of Macedonia
Pyracceus
Alcibiades of Athens
Spartan King Leonidas
Charlie Beckwith
Richard Marcinko
James Pankett
Douglas MacArthur
Niccolo Machiavelli

and that football dude from the Radio Shack commercials with Teri Hatcher....Howie Long, that's whoe it is.

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Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :
 
Alexander of macedonia. Aka Alexander the accursed.

Jeff - A guy called Delmar Roos invented the Jeep.

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Re: Russia in WWII

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Posted by Diane (Member # 53) on :
 
Fabrux: I believe the inventor of the toilet was Thomas Crapper. The first toilets were called "crappers."

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Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
 
Urban legend. That's about as accurate as a guy named Titzling inventing the bra.

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"Still one thing more fellow-citizens--A wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government..."
-Thomas Jefferson
 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Wasn't it a guy named Harrington, or something similer?

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Posted by Diane (Member # 53) on :
 
Urban legend? Well, I heard it from a presentation in speech class last year. So sue me.

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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Delmar Roos is the man.

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
 
A few months back I read a discussion forum at the Guardian (http://www.guardianunlimited.co.uk) about what statue (of who or what) should go on the vacant plinth in Trafalgar Square. The most sensible suggestion was that it be a statue of the person who invented the Chunky Kit-Kat bar.

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Pah. Chocolate no good. Crisps good. Square crisps. Salt & Vinegar Square crips. Inventor go in Trafalgur.

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Louis Pasteur.

Proved to the whole school of medicine at the time that there indeed WAS a thing called germs and that death through infection was extremely probable if you cut off someone's leg, without sterilized equipment mind you, and didn't bother to clean the wound.

His achievements in medicine and physics were invaluable to the development of vaccines, antibiotics and hospital-hygiene.

Of course, I didn't know the man. He might've been a complete arse when it came to other areas.

That's another problem. As someone once said, Ghandi could've been a Hitler to his children in private, as Hitler could've been a Ghandi to his children.
History can be very narrow-minded and generalizing at times. I mean, do you think Lincoln never got his hands dirty?

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Hmm, why can't I edit?
 
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Besides the inventor of the toilet, we should honour the man who invented AIR CONDITIONING!!!

Seriously, we've had very hot summers recently, and I swear that I'd just die if there was not a single air conditioner around.

I keep saying to people: we should build a shrine to the man who invented air conditioning and hold celebrations and offer gifts, etc. etc. etc.....

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
The guy who put vanilla bavarian creme inside doughnuts for the first time.

MMMmmm, doughnuts...

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Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :
 
*LOL*

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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
First, you becoming a cop on us???

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
I heard 4000 people dies annually of sun-exposure in the US alone.

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram



 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Well, I'm surprised the Teletubbies aren't cancer-laden. That Baby sun is HUGE!

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Don't you wonder why they look like that? Radiation has mutated them. This is obviously 1960s radiation which, instead of giving you cancer or anything, gives you fabulous powers and your own comic. The baby sun is so powerful, the Teletubbies managed to skip the comic and go straight to internation TV.

Yay for radiation!

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-Bubbles
 


Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
The Teletubbies are not mutants. They are aliens, visiting Earth for purposes of exploration and the possible discovery of new sources of Tubby custard.

I am not sure where the Sun fits into all this. Perhaps it is another alien, some sort of cherubic Lorien to Tinky Winky's subdued Sheridan. Po, of course, is Ivanova.

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Ah, ah, my friend. It could be that I am mistaken, or you are wrong. I am never either, so it must be the latter.

You did seem to forget Noo-Noo. Now, I'm not going to delve into the importance of Noo-Noo in tracing the German Genealogy in Eastern Europe, but suffice to say, Noo-Noo's sphere of influence spreads far beyond the four plump colored tubs of happiness, and into the very fabric of our society.

Then, you must rethink your theory.

Please include Paddington Bear in your next analysis.

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"...[They've] been so completely dumbed down by the media, by tabloid scumbags, by the Christian "right", by politicians in general, the school, parents who are dumber than their parents were, who are dumber than their parents were, and all of whom think that they can bring up a child just because they got down in bed and had a little sex...well, frankly, here is an audience that knows more and more about less and less as the years go by...We are talking about a constituency...that knows nothing. This is pandemic; terrifyingly, paralyzingly pandemic. They know absolutely nothing."
- Harlan Ellison, on the Media Consumer of today.


 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
 
Really? Po seems a bit too subdued for Ivonova. Unless this is post-season 4.

And how does that explain Dipsy's hat? Eh? ANSWER ME!

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Never ask that question!

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