"Middle-class blacks are foolishly frustrated that they still are, to some degree, prevented from serving satan as do whites. They will not be satisfied until they have the freedom to serve him equally. "
"Every person who calls himself a "CHRISTIAN," and serves in any branch of the armed forces and fights in a war to protect America's interests, fights to protect a nation of heathens who hate God."
More interesting Anti-American and otherwise completely insane snippets.
Let the flames begin.
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"Uh, Cody, what has the Mullah of Cappistan been smoking?"
"MILKSHAKES. I HAVE BEEN SMOKING MILKSHAKES!"
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Re: Russia in WWII
"Hey, we butchered Poles! Thats OK."
- DT.
You see... religion makes some people kooky.
In fact, I'd wager it makes more people kooky than just about anything else.
We should ban it.
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
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"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier ... just as long as I'm the dictator." - George "Dubya" Bush, Dec 18, 2000
"Bibles don't kill people, Bible-THUMPERS kill people!"
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
Not ALL religious people are like this though.... I'm religious, very much so, but you don't see ME subscribing to that philosophy.....
This is an example of the worst type of "christian" -- the kind that brings a bad name to every other Christian out there... this is NOT something that's taught in all churches, and this is not exactly what the Bible encourages us to do, either.... just be careful not to generalize these people with all of us, please? God isn't about hate... He's about love, and whether it was the intention or not, this article TOTALLY misses that point. :-P
~LOA
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"The purple elephants have conquered my pants! Weasels to the rescue!!!" ~TSN, Oct. 23, 2000
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"What happens on the edges of infinity, the never-never land of mathematics?"
-Miss Hodgin
And the God of the OT is NOT any loving, forgiving God. He's a fire-and-brimstone heaving, 'thou shalt not kill, until I tell you to frag every living thing inside the city walls' kind of God.
The NT God is nicer, though I often wonder what caused his drastic personality change. Mid-eternity crisis?
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
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Greg: You bought me a urinal cookie?
Mike: Not just any ordinary urinal cookie! It has the AOL logo embossed on it!
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Lives in Georgia for the Lords sake.
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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking"
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking"
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Greg: You bought me a urinal cookie?
Mike: Not just any ordinary urinal cookie! It has the AOL logo embossed on it!
-www.userfriendly.org, 12-08-00
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"White Supremacy" IS a belief system, however, and members of it are thusly responsible for the actions of that faith. If I were a white supremacist, your argument would be valid. But I'm not, I don't subscribe to that belief system, so it isn't.
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
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"I am in one of those rare periods of life where I am convinced I am a sexy devil."- Simon "Sol System" Sizer
Thus not perpetuating these particular stupidities.
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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking"
If it calls itself a duck, we will generally assume it's a duck.
If it's a goose, calling itself a duck, the ducks should be pissed off and yelling in its face, 'you're a fuckin' GOOSE! Quit calling yourself a duck, you're making us look bad!'
Tacit acceptance of the goose by the ducks leads an observer to conclude that the goose is welcome among the ducks.
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
I think this guy actually summed it rather well, when he said this:
"Any person that does not have the right attitude about God's moral Law is not a genuine saint, regardless of what they profess."
He's off base scripturally on practically EVERYTHING. I won't judge a person based on knowing them for a decade, much less some abstract ideas on the web, but IF we assume that everything this guy stands for is included on his site, he does not constitute a Christian, in that he does not follow the teachings of Christ. I'm not saying he's not, but if he is, then he needs to clarify his website. What's that verse about eschewing the appearance of evil?
Notable quotes:
"The news media is the worse institution in America, and the most despicable."
Well, maybe they got ONE thing close to right...
"One cannot have thoughts of a true GOD without actually thinking of the true God, because there is no true God other than the true God."
Well... duh?
"How do you make life miserable for heathens? By making it that they must submit to God's righteousness."
Has this guy read the Bible at all? IIRC, Revelation says that everyone's gonna have to do this sooner or later...
"YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE WRONG"
Oh, sure I do.
"He who agrees with america's constitution and its system of democracy becomes moonstruck and goes crazy."
I literally laughed out loud at that one. This guy is a hick. How'd he ever figure out how to set up a domain name, anyway?
"All major news media in America is the main medium by which satan and his demons speak to the American public."
I can hardly type, I'm laughing so hard.
"The senators and congressmen are also the medium by which the people make their desires known unto satan, and one means by which satan answers their prayers."
So how does the POTUS work into this system? Does this make Bill Clinton Satan?
"I have nightmares after reading the American constitution and its amendments."
Sure you don't mean "headaches" here, buddy?
"America is the leading anti-Christian, anti-God, anti-Jesus Christ nation on earth."
And this would include China, where people can be shot for believing the above?
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I think this guy is really trying to create an entirely new religion, that has absolutely nothing to do with Christianity except the name.
Here's a handy guide for you. Christianity can be boiled down to a very few statements and commands. Keep in mind that this IS my analysis, and that I am fallible (yes, I did just say that). I may have missed something important, but this is the general idea:
1) God loves you, under all circumstances.
2) You owe God. BIG. Therefore, you should do what He says.
3) Love God.
4) Love everyone else.
5) Especially, love yourself. God does, after all.
6) Tell as many as possible of the above.
It's really that simple. Anyone who calls themselves Christian, and yet does not do the above, is seriously misguided or misinformed.
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"Still one thing more fellow-citizens--A wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government..."
-Thomas Jefferson
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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles
Does Rule #2 apply to the Commandment not to kill? If yes, how do you justify owning a firearm knowing that God does not want you to kill? IIRC, it's "Thou Shalt Not Kill", not "Thou Shalt Not Murder"
Also, explain the contradictory attitude regarding the death penalty and the above commandment?
Re: #4, shouldn't you also then love and forgive people who commit criminal acts against you? You don't want to shoot someone you love, do you?
Just wondering.
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"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier ... just as long as I'm the dictator." - George "Dubya" Bush, Dec 18, 2000
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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking"
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And yet, many cling to these 'mistranslations' as if they were, indeed, the word of God.
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"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world." - Dave Barry
Does Rule #2 apply to the Commandment not to kill? If yes, how do you justify owning a firearm knowing that God does not want you to kill?
Boy, you have to bring guns into everything, don't you?
a) The commandments were given to the Jews/Hebrews/Isrealites. A Christian is, by definition, one that follows the teachings of Christ, not the teachings of Moses as given to him by God. Now, according to Christ, the entirity of the law can be summed as two commandments. "Love God," and, "Love everyone else like you love yourself," which requires that you love yourself, as well.
b) You just don't seem to get that just because I will own a gun, I would only kill the ever-hypothetical robber if he was directly threatening someone. I'm sure you'd do the same thing. Otherwise, there's this little technique where you point the gun at the guy and say, "Hey, don't move." Then you await the arrival of local law enforcement.
c) Given that, your question is moot.
Also, explain the contradictory attitude regarding the death penalty and the above commandment[.]
I've done this already. I did it in the abortion thread, too. Guess you weren't paying attention. Again.
I hold a different position legislatively on the death penalty than I do morally. As a moral POV, I'd say that the death penalty is wrong. However, I'd also say that a decent possibility for actually reforming criminals would be to lock them in a cell with a Bible for six months, along with daily visits from a priest. What would you say if I tried to have that legislated? Or maybe if I tried to have pre-marital sex outlawed? Heck, practically everyone agrees that it's wrong to cheat on your spouse. Do you think we should make a law against that?
Just because I think something is morally wrong doesn't mean I should try to outlaw it. That would be forcing my belief system on others.
shouldn't you also then love and forgive people who commit criminal acts against you?
Of course I should. But forgiveness doesn't mean withholding of consequences. For an INCREDIBLY hypothetical example, say I slept with my hypothetical girlfriend. I pray for forgiveness, and I get it, as the Bible says, but as it turns out, GF's pregnant. Just because I get forgiven for the sin doesn't mean there aren't consequences.
"You don't want to shoot someone you love, do you?"
Not unless it is the only way I can prevent a more unpleasant alternative from coming to pass (say, the death of an innocent), which, as I've stated more than once before, is the only time I can see myself doing so. Pay attention, for once. I'm getting tired of repeating myself.
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"Still one thing more fellow-citizens--A wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government..."
-Thomas Jefferson
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BTW, anyone touch the "say I slept with my hypothitical girlfriend" as an example of sin comment, and I will kill you dead.
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"And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!"
-Bubbles
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"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier ... just as long as I'm the dictator." - George "Dubya" Bush, Dec 18, 2000
Christianity isn't out to prove all Christians to be better. Don't blame the belief system. Instead blame the people who take the belief system and twist it out of control. I don't control them any better than I control any of you. The only person I can control is myself (and even THAT is hard sometimes!)
I hope this all made sense. I'm drugged up pretty heavily again.... kinda hard to think straight, and I think I forgot my point a LONG time again.... Pleh!
~LOA
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"The purple elephants have conquered my pants! Weasels to the rescue!!!" ~TSN, Oct. 23, 2000
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"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier ... just as long as I'm the dictator." - George "Dubya" Bush, Dec 18, 2000
It's nice to hear that there are indeed some Christians who feel this way. It seems the only Christians who get representation are guys like Jack Van Impe and Jerry Falwell, and that Phelps (sp?) guy.
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"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world." - Dave Barry
I think that'd be news to virtually EVERY Christian 'round these here parts...
Really. You choose to attach yourself to a belief system that REQUIRES you be on your best behavior, and yet, you're no better than anybody else? Why bother, then?
While it may not be out to PROVE you better, it most certainly is out to MAKE you better. If it's not, something must be seriously wrong. Either it doesn't work, or you're not doing it right.
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
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*sniff*
That's just a thing of beauty. I'll have to ask that horrid thing to stop paying me.
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Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?
~C. Montgomery Burns
Apparently he doesn't know that the constitution was written by people who were devout Christians. Oops I'm blaspheming ("To say that America was established on Christian principles is blasphemy")
Here's one:
The musical "Beauty and the Beast" made by atheist homosexual heathens at Walt Disney is designed to subtly create tolerance in the foolish american society for BESTIALITY ! (Wow, who didn't see that one coming? But is it just me, or was Beauty and the Beast before the Disney era?)
Okay, this is sickening. But the one question remains, Which is the "True Christianity"? Any answers?
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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."
-Robin Williams, "A Night at the Met" 1986
"Which is the "True Christianity"?"
What I posted a while back. A Christian is one who follows the teachings of Christ. These listed are the heart of the teachings of Christ, IMO.
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"Still one thing more fellow-citizens--A wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government..."
-Thomas Jefferson
Doesn't sount all that Devout a Christian to me... Neither, for that mater, do Thomas Paine or many other of the Founding Fathers. (Don't make me pull out my collection of quotes again). Religious, yes, to the extent that they believed in a Creator God and acknowledged the tenets of Christianity as useful. But not very Christian for their time or this.
And the Treaty of Tripoli refuted, at least on paper, the idea that the USA is a "Christian" nation.
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"Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Ty Kwan Leap. Approach me, that you might see." -- The Master
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