This taking kids to work is a not so good idea.... Losing a kid, in a bank is pretty screwed up....
Good thing mom didn't work in a factory or some such thing....
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
'Them little buggers sure never stop to surprise you.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
They took him to a hospital? Which no doubt charged out the ass just for having him enter the building? Why? The only thing that could possibly be wrong w/ him was that he hadn't eaten recently. And that's not exactly something you need an MD to fix...
Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :
He could've swallowed some sovereigns and state papers, need to get them out kvick. I swallowed a diamond once, at the DA's office, it almost tore my colon out. Good thing they drink prune juice like bastards over there.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
What'd it taste like?
Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :
1000000$
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Yuck.
Posted by Proteus (Member # 212) on :
not everyone has craptacular health insurance, and doesnt cost them out the ass to enter or even recieve medical treatment from a hospital.
if you arent cheap or poor as fuck with bad credit, going to a hospital can be a plesant experience (aside from what your going there for)
Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :
The DA's office is pleasant as well. They have assorted fruits, diamonds and a plethora of hand lotions. That's why they are in the Michelin Guide. Once they even threw baseballs at me when I approached teh lobbie, wearing nothing but clothes. Now that's love.
It's funny, at www.somethingawful.com Mr Lowtax had a piece JUST about this, moronic kids falling into wells and stuff. Tres bien.
Posted by Magna Ultrus (Member # 239) on :
That site is so wierd! There's so much crazy on the internet these days! I don't get it though, is it supposed to be funny?
Posted by The Defiant (Member # 818) on :
quote:Originally posted by Magna Ultrus: That site is so wierd! There's so much crazy on the internet these days! I don't get it though, is it supposed to be funny?
I seem to agree with everybody lately. Maybe because I'm only 29 posts away from becoming a member with one of those cool things uinder your publicly displayed name. Or not.
Posted by Magna Ultrus (Member # 239) on :
For the love of God.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
You mean the member status line.... Nope, need to ask an admin to get that changed....
The bribery rates for any of them is, at a minimum, 75% that of the rate Snayer gave you for CC....
The Jeff K. page doesn't seem to have been updated to recently....
Posted by The Breached Warp Core (Member # 818) on :
Dont you have to have 250 posts?
[ June 06, 2002, 19:05: Message edited by: The Breached Warp Core ]
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
Me, yes....
Posted by The Breached Warp Core (Member # 818) on :
Me, 26 under the limit. Dern it.
Posted by Magna Ultrus (Member # 239) on :
Well, you're almost there! Only 26 more posts repeating or agreeing with someone and you'll be soo cool you might get laid. Or you'll get a status line. Big Fucking Deal.
Posted by The Breached Warp Core (Member # 818) on :
I don't want to get laid. I want to get a status line.
Posted by Magna Ultrus (Member # 239) on :
Well, at least your priorities are in order.
Posted by The Breached Warp Core (Member # 818) on :
Order? I NEVER want to get laid!!!
Posted by thoughtychops (Member # 480) on :
Like that will help your status.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
You're 31, and you've never ... ? And you never want to? Are you ever planning on getting married?
"C'mon, dear, let's go to bed." "But, dear, we're on our honeymoon." "Yes. Couples have sex on their honeymoons, silly." "I NEVER WANNA GET LAID!" "...you mean I gotta keep using that damn bannana? Damn!"
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Me, too! Or something.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
Waaaaay too much info, TSN, waaaaay too much info ...
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
How can no information be too much? Would you like a negative amount of information? A data void that sucks the knowledge directly out of your mind?
Posted by CaptainMike (Member # 709) on :
actually, yes. it would make life a lot easier.
Posted by Nim Pim (Member # 205) on :
What's wrong with people these days? Not liking sumtinawful, not wanting sex, the list goes on and on. I think we need a new Hitler, so that people could stop being so spoiled, with their Levi's and international space stations.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
TSN, I don't know what you want that bannana for, and if it's anything like what the made-up-lady for the non-existant sexually active marriage wanted it for, then it certainly is waaaay too much information.
Posted by The Breached Warp Core (Member # 818) on :
Look, I don't belive in having sex until your married. I'm not married, I'm engaged to be married.
If I don't get killed by my tractor first.
PS: I want a banana. I haven't had breakfast.
[ June 07, 2002, 06:41: Message edited by: The Breached Warp Core ]
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
It's barely 9:30, dude, it's not too late for breakfast.
Besides, don't you go on at 3am? Shouldn't you be at work? Or, I dunno, SLEEPING?!
And you said you NEVER wanted to get laid. As in, never ever.
Posted by The Breached Warp Core (Member # 818) on :
1. Ok, you have your times wrong. When I last posted last night, it was after midnight, not 3 am.
2. I am working at 5 am. Killing mornin glories from invading my farm. I work on a farm. Once a year the local guys load up the trucks with the produce and all the stuff we have to sell (I have the honor of the duct tape truck) and have the 125 mile journey to Port Asbestos.
3. Pray that the outskirts of town, the bid ditch that separates us sorta (it's not that deep, about 3 inches) from Wumous Ridge doesn't have to be filled. Not that it would matter.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
1. You said you "went on" (the clock?) at 3am.
2. So why did you say 3 and not 5?
3. Not only does it not matter, we don't care. Shouldn't you be working if there's so much, you know, work to do?
4. Of course you're engaged. That's why you have Sarah listed as your girlfriend, not your fiancee.
[ June 07, 2002, 06:56: Message edited by: Snay ]
Posted by The Breached Warp Core (Member # 818) on :
1. I didn't say that. I went to bed after I last posted, at midnight. I then slept until 4.30, then killed mornin glories.
2. I don't understand what yer sayin
3. Because now the dew is on the ground, then it'll be too hot, so from 6pm to 1030 we work, the reason for last night is we finally got some rain.
[ June 07, 2002, 07:46: Message edited by: The Breached Warp Core ]
Posted by The Breached Warp Core (Member # 818) on :
Hey, now I have 250 posts!!!! im a senoir member!! I don't really care!!!
The reason that I don't have Sarah listed no more in my profile is that in 6 hours I am marring Sarah. Then we'll go on our honey moon. THen I'll be on here less frequently.
[ June 07, 2002, 07:46: Message edited by: The Breached Warp Core ]
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
Uh-huh. Of course you are. I believe you.
And I'm an Immortal Jedi Knight who carries a katana.
Posted by The Breached Warp Core (Member # 818) on :
Um, i don't really know about SW much, so care to put that in Trek terms?
[ June 07, 2002, 07:46: Message edited by: The Breached Warp Core ]
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
Whatever. You should know it means I find a lot of what you say contradictory. "I don't wanna EVER get laid ... oh, I'm getting married in six hours."
Making it up on the fly? It shows.
Posted by The Breached Warp Core (Member # 818) on :
You misunderstood EVER. I am not making this up on the fly. I find most of what you say contradictory.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
Can't you do any better then throw my own insults back at me? Oy. What do you find contradictory?
Posted by The Breached Warp Core (Member # 818) on :
Yes. I could be watching TV.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
You chould watch TV. Whose?
Posted by The Breached Warp Core (Member # 818) on :
Jim has one in the store. The Price Is Right comes on in 30 minutes.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
Shouldn't you be getting ready for your wedding? Getting in a tux? Driving to the church ... or are you two gettin' hitched in a barn?
Posted by The Breached Warp Core (Member # 818) on :
Have one. We will after we watch the news. It's a tradition. No. The church. At 4 pm.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
You have a TV?
What's tradition after watching the news? Try and be more clear.
Posted by The Breached Warp Core (Member # 818) on :
No. JIM does. In the store.
Nothing really.
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
But you said you had one! Even though you didn't.
Do you use the computer in Jim's store, too? LOL.
Posted by The BWC (Member # 818) on :
Uh, no. I have a computer. I said that somewhere. It cost me all my money I had saved for 24 years.
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on :
Somebody put this thread out of our misery... please...
Posted by Snay (Member # 411) on :
This guy is a joke. He's our own Major Barcabrainless.
Posted by Dr. Jonas Bashir (Member # 481) on :
Oh, man. I'm from a Third World country and I needed barely six months to get a decent computer. Even if he tried to be funny he wasn't. Could anyone terminate him?
Bad thing I don't have the slightest seniority here, but he's getting to my nerves, I tell ya.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
quote:Somebody put this thread out of our misery...
And The BWC along with it.
Posted by The BWC (Member # 818) on :
So I acted stupid. They cancelled Texas Justice, my favorite cassette show, and Jim could record it for me. Sorry for all the sh*t I posted last night.
Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :
Well, I'm so generally displeased with this sh*t that I'm going to put my foot down and prevent any more such sh*t from being posted, m'kay?
I mean, some sh*t is OK, but this is especially sh*tty sh*t.
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