TOP TEN PEOPLE OTHER THAN ARNOLD I'D LIKE TO SEE AS GOVERNOR, AND THE REASONS WHY:
1) BILL MUMY: Would change state song to "Fish Heads" and force all reports about latest crises to be preceded by the words "Danger! Danger! Warning! Warning!"
2) LINDA HAMILTON: Only person in the world who was actually able to beat Arnold definitively. Would demand resignations of useless staffers by saying "You're terminated, F*cker."
3) HARLAN ELLISON: He might not win, but my God, the campaign speeches and debates would be worth the price of admission.
4) ALEX TREBECK: Dude's got all the answers.
5) STAN LEE: Anyone who came up with "With great power comes great responsibility" certainly has his priorities in order. Would solve fiscal problems by sponsoring $5000 a plate dinners featuring Pamela Anderson pole dancing.
6) GEORGE TAKEI: Has genuine political experience and, as experienced helmsman, can successfully steer state to safety and away from giant amoebas. Would definitely require Walter Koenig as lieutenant governor.
7) JENNIFER LOPEZ: Would keep her out of movies.
8) RON REAGAN, JUNIOR: Father/son connection could position him for eventual run at White House, making him the first president ever to dance around on "Saturday Night Life" wearing jockey shorts.
9) RICARDO MONTALBAN: C'mon. Seriously. How cool would that be?
10) GENE HACKMAN: Proposed the only truly workable plan for solving California's problems: Sink the damned state with a carefully placed 500 megaton bomb, make a killing in real estate, and start over. In the spirit of democracy, would hold special vote to determine whether Marina del Lex, Luthorville, or Otisburg would be new state capital.
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Cute. Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Only problem w/ Stan Lee is that his entire staff would consist only of people w/ alliterative names.
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
As long as he spells out 'with', I think we'll be okay.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
I have fallen on Jeff's side and I am scared!
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
It could be worse. I could be a 240-year old Vampire who recently lost his soul and needs to catch up on a century of killing. Poor Jenny Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Leather trousers = winner for sure.
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
1) Peter David is not funney. And hack. No -ish!
2) Gary Coleman. Gallagher. $3500 + 65 Signatures.
I would run for governor someday.
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