TOP TEN PEOPLE OTHER THAN ARNOLD I'D LIKE TO SEE AS GOVERNOR, AND THE REASONS WHY:
1) BILL MUMY: Would change state song to "Fish Heads" and force all reports about latest crises to be preceded by the words "Danger! Danger! Warning! Warning!"
2) LINDA HAMILTON: Only person in the world who was actually able to beat Arnold definitively. Would demand resignations of useless staffers by saying "You're terminated, F*cker."
3) HARLAN ELLISON: He might not win, but my God, the campaign speeches and debates would be worth the price of admission.
4) ALEX TREBECK: Dude's got all the answers.
5) STAN LEE: Anyone who came up with "With great power comes great responsibility" certainly has his priorities in order. Would solve fiscal problems by sponsoring $5000 a plate dinners featuring Pamela Anderson pole dancing.
6) GEORGE TAKEI: Has genuine political experience and, as experienced helmsman, can successfully steer state to safety and away from giant amoebas. Would definitely require Walter Koenig as lieutenant governor.
7) JENNIFER LOPEZ: Would keep her out of movies.
8) RON REAGAN, JUNIOR: Father/son connection could position him for eventual run at White House, making him the first president ever to dance around on "Saturday Night Life" wearing jockey shorts.
9) RICARDO MONTALBAN: C'mon. Seriously. How cool would that be?
10) GENE HACKMAN: Proposed the only truly workable plan for solving California's problems: Sink the damned state with a carefully placed 500 megaton bomb, make a killing in real estate, and start over. In the spirit of democracy, would hold special vote to determine whether Marina del Lex, Luthorville, or Otisburg would be new state capital.
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Cute.
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I have fallen on Jeff's side and I am scared!
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-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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