The same yokels that brought us the "Scopes Monkey Trial" are trying to ban all gays from the county by declaring that being gay is a "crime against nature".
"We need to keep them out of here" Commissioner J.C. Fugate was quoted as saying.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on March 17, 2004 10:35 PM:
Ummm, ahhh, this is also elsewhere....
Posted by TheWoozle (Member # 929) on March 17, 2004 11:40 PM:
I always thought that Tennesee was a crime against Nature.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on March 17, 2004 11:43 PM:
If ever some people needed to be sterilized in the best interest of evolution, it's this bunch of brain surgeons.
Posted by Aban Rune (Member # 226) on March 17, 2004 11:52 PM:
I refuse to acknowledge Tennessee as anything more than a figment of my imagination anyway. I am therefore confused as to how all you people know about the place.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on March 18, 2004 12:26 AM:
Alright, you better keep better control of your imagination, it seems to be bleeding over here....
Your imagination created Omega??? WTF is in your head????
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on March 18, 2004 12:44 AM:
Dave Bowman, I guess. Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on March 18, 2004 12:52 AM:
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on March 18, 2004 12:54 AM:
MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF HALMANS!! Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on March 18, 2004 12:59 AM:
errr, Helman's Real Mayo....
Posted by Wraith (Member # 779) on March 18, 2004 02:23 AM:
Mmmmmmm.... Mayo....
Posted by TheWoozle (Member # 929) on March 18, 2004 03:00 AM:
"Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever." -Baron Munchausen
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on March 18, 2004 03:24 AM:
Oh the suaveness of past orators, it's mindboggling sometimes. I almost get a bit doughy in the pants if you know what I mean, hearing a razorsharp wit harnessed in a time void of radio, tv and the internet. Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on March 18, 2004 03:38 AM:
"Reality is that which, if you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
-Dickie
And these... individuals aren't going to go away either, much as I might wish for it.
Posted by Toadkiller (Member # 425) on March 26, 2004 04:49 AM:
My wife's comment was "imagine the look on all those parent's faces when their kids tell they have to move out of town because they are gay".
Posted by Mucus (Member # 24) on March 26, 2004 01:32 PM:
...well, they could just use of the other hundred or so reasons to move out of Tennessee instead Posted by Ace (Member # 389) on March 26, 2004 02:47 PM:
The story's been updated...the same link will take you to the new story, but read to the end...12 year-old prejudice in the making...
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on March 26, 2004 03:04 PM:
Yeah, brought to you courtsey of her local church.
So much for "judge not" and all that horseshit.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on March 26, 2004 06:06 PM:
From the article:
"County attorney Gary Fritts said...'I've never seen nothing like this'..."
Enough said.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on March 26, 2004 06:35 PM:
Well, Yee-Haw. Their Court Reporters must have the emotional control of Kulinor Masters.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on March 26, 2004 09:00 PM:
"Yeah, brought to you courtsey of her local church."
More like her parents. The church is just there to... "facilitate" the spoon-feeding.
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on March 26, 2004 10:30 PM:
We'll just say the Church provides the justification for their prejeduce in this case.
Posted by Alshrim Dax (Member # 258) on April 20, 2004 01:09 AM:
TSN: I was just gonna say the same thing !!!
"County attorney Gary Fritts said: "Why oh Why y'all lookin' at me ... it's them that wownted them thar gay outa har... I never did nothing to nobody!"
Eeesh!!! Who would pay that guy to be their attorney?
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on April 20, 2004 01:36 AM:
GAAH! *collapses under the weight of potential slurs to respond with* Posted by Alshrim Dax (Member # 258) on April 20, 2004 01:59 AM:
Take yer pick - i'm canadian - i'm sure there's something you can use....
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on April 20, 2004 10:25 AM:
quote:Originally posted by Alshrim Dax: TSN: I was just gonna say the same thing !!!
This is a definition of "just" that actually means "one month later", correct?
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on April 20, 2004 01:45 PM:
I'm just ahead of his time, is all.
Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on April 20, 2004 02:27 PM:
I guess....
In this thread I get no posted dates.....
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on April 21, 2004 10:38 PM:
Like you personal life? Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on April 21, 2004 11:23 PM:
Yes, and, unlike my personal life, the dates have appeared here.....
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on April 22, 2004 01:39 AM:
Your dates dont post here?
Good thing: We'd likely over-examine every nuance of your outing just as we would the tech in an Enterprise episode.
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