I've seen so many examples of kids who were real fat in their early years, only to turn out thinner than average after puberty. I hope this is the case here, he deserves life.
Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :
Holy crap! That sure is one big kid. The article doesn't say if something is wrong with him, or if he just eats everything in sight, but hopefully he won't die like this obese three-year-old kid did.
Posted by worffan1990 (Member # 239) on :
I still doubt he is as fat as our very own Cartman.
Posted by worffan1990 (Member # 239) on :
I still doubt he is as fat as our very own Cartman.
I FEEL THE NEED TO SAY IT TWICE.
Posted by WizArtist (Member # 1095) on :
Hmmm... wonder if his name is "Chernobyl"?
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
My fatness is immaterial to this conversation.
Posted by Manticore (Member # 1227) on :
quote:Originally posted by Cartman: My fatness is immaterial
As if!
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
quote:Originally posted by Cartman: My fatness is immaterial to this conversation.
Riiiiiight.....
Posted by worffan1990 (Member # 239) on :
omg ur fat
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"Eric Cartman in born in Russia"
Or Georgia...
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
quote:Originally posted by worffan1990: omg ur fat
fcuk u
Posted by Manticore (Member # 1227) on :
Now now, be nice to the little script kiddie.
Posted by worffan1990 (Member # 239) on :
quote:Originally posted by Cartman:
quote:Originally posted by worffan1990: omg ur fat
fcuk u
I saw a shirt at FCUK I nearly bought, but then I realized what I'd become. None o' that trendy, stylishness for me!
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
none for me neither i cant fit in them cuz their to small lol taht realy sux
Posted by worffan1990 (Member # 239) on :
o ya thats because ur so fat
Though, I mean, switching the c and the u is like marketing brilliance. I almost said the F-WORD instead of FCUK. Those crazy trendwhores.
Posted by Pensive's Wetness (Member # 1203) on :
quote:Originally posted by worffan1990: o ya thats because ur so fat
Though, I mean, switching the c and the u is like marketing brilliance. I almost said the F-WORD instead of FCUK. Those crazy trendwhores.
*grins, smoking a cigarette and sipping his Bud as the firefight rages on* life is good, really.
seriously though, WTF are the parents doing? why isn't Richard Simon's big mouth talking about it?, etc, etc, etc.
Posted by worffan1990 (Member # 239) on :
omg dude stop insluting me or im gonna sit on u i swear
They also have these "Fcuk Him" and "Fcuk Her" aphrodisiacal perfumes now. It's pure genius.
Posted by worffan1990 (Member # 239) on :
oh no then ud skwish (sp?) me fatty u fat
I would get those perfumes if they worked, say. I would wear "Fcuk Me" and it would be open season on the pogey.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
ya so cut teh fat jokes k? i dont wanna hurt u but i will!
You'd be all sensual and irresistible like Hugh Grant. The ladies would be all over you in seconds.
Posted by worffan1990 (Member # 239) on :
well gezz k i was just joking lol ur 2 liek a women
Divine Brown would be up on my jock, and I think we all know that's no good. So, from now on, I boycott "Fcuk Me" fragrence.
Posted by Doctor Jonas (Member # 481) on :
This is turning into a schizophrenic display. Do us a favor, and lock yourselves in a nuthouse.
fcuk u 2
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
We're at Flare. That's as good a nuthouse as any. B)
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Stop that.
So, are they selling FCUK stuff abroad now? Because surely that ruins the whole pun?
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
They've begun to sell it overseas, in places like Canada.
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
Wow, Canada. Very exotic.
Posted by Tora Ziyal (Member # 53) on :
I've browsed through a couple of FCUK stores while in England but never bought anything cuz it was expensive (at the level of Banana Republic), plus the pun was more cute and look-at-me-I'm-trendy than controversial. Although after reading this,I feel like going out and getting one of their t-shirts so I can screw with people's minds.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
Kate has had several of their T-shirts, she'd often go to work on casual days wearing her "FCUK ME" version. The fact that everyone knew me as her boyfriend and I worked at the same company just added to the thrill. 8)
Sorry Diane, if we'd known we'd have sent you one!
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
It is possible the mass-exposure, but it really doesn't seem to offend anyone over here. My brother has one saying "Fnodle, froeplay, fcuk", and the rest are similar. No-one really buys them for shock value, because they aren't shocking.
Posted by Tora Ziyal (Member # 53) on :
And that is why I didn't get one when I was there. Here, however, they do have shock value and thus more fun to wear around. Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
My advice, as always, is to wear yourself on your sleeves.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
I've spoken with Kate and she's willing to donate her "FCUKHEAD" baseball cap. . ?
Posted by Tora Ziyal (Member # 53) on :
I appreciate it, Lee, but I don't really wear baseball caps, so it wouldn't help much in my quest to shock innocent bystanders. However, I found out there are three FCUK stores in L.A. (Beverly Hills, Pasadena, and Santa Monica), so I think I'm covered. Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
If you really want to "shock" "bystanders" you should contract leprosy.
Or you could get a shirt you might, if you're lucky, get a second glance at.
Posted by Futurama Guy (Member # 968) on :
There is more shock in walking topless, than wearing a FCUK shirt...
UNLESS YOU LIVE IN EVERY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD OTHER THAN THE U.S.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
What'd really get people's juices flowing, though, would be to walk topless WHILE wearing a FCUK ME head cap.
THINK ABOUT IT.
[ June 06, 2004, 05:01 AM: Message edited by: Cartman ]
Posted by Tora Ziyal (Member # 53) on :
That might be more shocking, but it's more fun screwing with people's heads by going about your business in a FCUK shirt.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Unless your business is being a prostitute, I suppose. Then it functions as convenient advertising.
Posted by Ultra Magnus (Member # 239) on :
What people are these? Perhaps you give too great a stock in the amount of crap these strange peeople are willing to give.
I mean, 99% = "Hey, almost a swear word. Who gives a good Goddamn?"
And then, 1% = "I am Jack van Impe, that girl is offensive!"
I loathe people who exist in a state of mind where they believe they influence me or mine.
Posted by Nim the Fanciful (Member # 205) on :
Psyliam: "Fnodle, froeplay, fcuk", and the rest are similar.
My fav is 'sick my duck'.
Ultra Magnum: "My advice, as always, is to wear yourself on your sleeves."
T-minus 58 days. wlrs.
Posted by Tora Ziyal (Member # 53) on :
Ultra: Dude, you're taking this way too seriously. Or maybe you're not and you're just pretending to be. I can't tell with you.
Posted by Capped in Mike (Member # 709) on :
why couldn't the company be called 'god htaes faoggts' or something genuinely controversial?
Posted by Tora Ziyal (Member # 53) on :
But "genuine" in this instance is relative. For some "God hates faggots" is a fact. And probably for those same people "fuck" is controversial (or rather, just plain offensive, I don't think it'd be a point of argument for them). What you would say or wear depends on who you want to offend, doesn't it?
Posted by Capped in Mike (Member # 709) on :
its so hard to be offensive in this new millennium.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"Ultra: Dude, you're taking this way too seriously. Or maybe you're not and you're just pretending to be. I can't tell with you."
Don't say that. You only feed his ambition.
More to the point, you should get a shirt that says "CNUT" on it. When people complain, you tell them Cnut was a Danish king who conquered and ruled England in the early eleventh century, and they should mind their own business, the ignorant cunts.
And then walk away.
Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :
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