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Teh PW
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i found this checking my normal haunt at DSC

Eric Cartman in born in Russia

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Cute kid, curly hair.

I've seen so many examples of kids who were real fat in their early years, only to turn out thinner than average after puberty.
I hope this is the case here, he deserves life.

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deadcujo
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Holy crap! That sure is one big kid. The article doesn't say if something is wrong with him, or if he just eats everything in sight, but hopefully he won't die like this obese three-year-old kid did.

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Wesley: [checking manual] Uh, 9.4, sir.
Picard: Very good. Take us to Warp 9.8 then.
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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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I still doubt he is as fat as our very own Cartman.
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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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I still doubt he is as fat as our very own Cartman.

I FEEL THE NEED TO SAY IT TWICE.

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WizArtist
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Hmmm... wonder if his name is "Chernobyl"?

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Cartman
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My fatness is immaterial to this conversation.

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".mirrorS arE morE fuN thaN televisioN" - TEH PNIK FLAMIGNO

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Manticore
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quote:
Originally posted by Cartman:
My fatness is immaterial

As if!

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Saltah'na
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quote:
Originally posted by Cartman:
My fatness is immaterial to this conversation.

Riiiiiight.....

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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omg ur fat
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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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"Eric Cartman in born in Russia"

Or Georgia...

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Cartman
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quote:
Originally posted by worffan1990:
omg ur fat

fcuk u
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Manticore
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Now now, be nice to the little script kiddie.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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quote:
Originally posted by Cartman:
quote:
Originally posted by worffan1990:
omg ur fat

fcuk u
I saw a shirt at FCUK I nearly bought, but then I realized what I'd become. None o' that trendy, stylishness for me!
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Cartman
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none for me neither i cant fit in them cuz their to small lol taht realy sux
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