I could barely stop laughing reading this. I still find it amazing that there are people who believe this shit.
Posted by ulTRS magDOS (Member # 239) on :
Landoverbaptist.org is sly and sardonic.
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
And an ad for a WWJD thong at the bottom of the page. Cute.
Posted by Balaam Xumucane (Member # 419) on :
Holy, heavens!! It's ulTRA magNUS back from teh death. And he's carrying the matrix of leadership in his metal jowls.
I've always admired the "Accept Christ and get a free PlayStation 2" myself.
Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
It's been 2004 years since the guy died. Get the fuck over it already. He aint't coming back, and he CERTAINLY won't save any of those assholes.
Posted by Topher (Member # 71) on :
He'll be here in 2443!
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Landoverbaptist.org is sly and sardonic.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Haha... I hope that they wake up one day with an iPod shoved up their ass... wait that isn't very Catholic now is it?
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
W T F ?
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
That has to be a parody site: no one's that crazy.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
But it seems that people really are this clueless, eh?
(And it's been closer to 1970 years, by the way.)
Posted by Nim' (Member # 205) on :
What was the name of that real baptist site that reviewed every movie between heaven and earth and counted the swear-words, unethical actions and acts of violence? I can't remember.
They had developed a number system as a frame of reference, where some New York "couples"-movie had gotten a 0 (nice and wholesome) and American Psycho had gotten 100.
I like to go there and look up films now and then, it's entertaining to see how they react to some films. Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
CAP Alert.
Posted by Nim' (Member # 205) on :
Right, thanks. And it seems the scale is the opposite, 0 for "American Psycho" and 100 for "Who gets the house".
They didn't like the "South Park"-movie very much, either. I just saw it last night, so I had to look it up. My top ten list of their CAP alerts:
- bare posterior - electric shock to control a child - website of porn with a child's mother as one of the porn stars - 131 uses of the most foul of the foul words by children - long sequence of homosexual as emcee of a USO show - adult males in bikinis - male chorus line in pink bikini briefs - igniting anal wind then being incinerated - passing body gas in time to music and in other situations - a giant talking female private organ
[ December 19, 2004, 05:39 AM: Message edited by: Nim' ]
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Dot com.
(There is one on computer games, too, which, among many other buried treasures, contains a particularly enthralling dissertation on why playing Doom III will turn you into an unbridled devil worshipper, and at least sports a markup style that postdates 1993.)
Posted by Wes (Member # 212) on :
Just a heads up, Landover Baptist is a parody site.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Gasp!
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
And yet it's scary to think people out there might just be like this...
Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
What, funny?
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
quote:Originally posted by TSN: (And it's been closer to 1970 years, by the way.)
Why do you do this?
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Hey, that's the guy that wheeled in during Professor Farnsworth's 150th birthday! He was the only survivor of Farnsworth's old space crew.
I thought Pike only starred in "The Cage" and was never used again. Is he in any other TOS-ep?
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
"The Menagerie", although I assume you know that one.
Posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge (Member # 144) on :
Assume nothing...
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"Why do you do this?"
You don't really want me to answer that, do you? Because I will. You know I will.
Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :
Except that you didn't.
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Well, he hasn't said yet whether I should, has he?
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
Well, I know the answer, you know the answer, everyone knows the answer. Saying it out loud will only confirm your nixpicking anality.
Posted by Cartman (Member # 256) on :
Whereas asking a question to which you already know the answer just marks you as a smug, smug git.
Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :
It was a rhetorical sigh of resignation.
Posted by Nim' (Member # 205) on :
Blah blah blah blah death of my boy.
I haven't seen "Menagerie", it/they is/are one of the few TOS-epsisodes I haven't seen.
I thought about religion on my way home from the christmas shopping spree. There are loads of people who are more god-leet than me, who spend like half their waking hours doing things in his honor, I could only be some meandering amateur godist in comparison, so I don't want to do it, it feels like just treading in others' footsteps.
Now, what I don't get is how criminals can be religious and stay sane. Catholic mafioso, buddhist Triad guys. What is it about being good they don't get? Am I being judgemental? Why am I being judgemental?
Posted by Jason Abbadon (Member # 882) on :
Because evil can always justify away anything and sleep soundly. It's what makes them evil.
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