I could barely stop laughing reading this. I still find it amazing that there are people who believe this shit.
-------------------- I'm slightly annoyed at Hobbes' rather rude decision to be much more attractive than me though. That's just rude. - PsyLiam, Oct 27, 2005.
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It's been 2004 years since the guy died. Get the fuck over it already. He aint't coming back, and he CERTAINLY won't save any of those assholes.
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Haha... I hope that they wake up one day with an iPod shoved up their ass... wait that isn't very Catholic now is it?
-------------------- "It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans." -Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek
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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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W T F ?
-------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!
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That has to be a parody site: no one's that crazy.
-------------------- Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering. -Aeschylus, Agamemnon
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What was the name of that real baptist site that reviewed every movie between heaven and earth and counted the swear-words, unethical actions and acts of violence? I can't remember.
They had developed a number system as a frame of reference, where some New York "couples"-movie had gotten a 0 (nice and wholesome) and American Psycho had gotten 100.
I like to go there and look up films now and then, it's entertaining to see how they react to some films.
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Right, thanks. And it seems the scale is the opposite, 0 for "American Psycho" and 100 for "Who gets the house".
They didn't like the "South Park"-movie very much, either. I just saw it last night, so I had to look it up. My top ten list of their CAP alerts:
- bare posterior - electric shock to control a child - website of porn with a child's mother as one of the porn stars - 131 uses of the most foul of the foul words by children - long sequence of homosexual as emcee of a USO show - adult males in bikinis - male chorus line in pink bikini briefs - igniting anal wind then being incinerated - passing body gas in time to music and in other situations - a giant talking female private organ
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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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Dot com.
(There is one on computer games, too, which, among many other buried treasures, contains a particularly enthralling dissertation on why playing Doom III will turn you into an unbridled devil worshipper, and at least sports a markup style that postdates 1993.)
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