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WizArtist II
Member # 1425
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Green Bombs
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Sean
Member # 2010
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They seem worried about te destruction of the environment... but doesn't blowing it up constitute destruction?
I'm sure that it makes all the cannoneers out there feel better.
" I just fired a 75mm howitzer shell that will rain death and destruction on a small rural desert villagew, probably killing most of it's inhabitants. I feel good about it though, because I helped to save the environment by using a "Green Shell", that produces less toxic gasses."
**Insert Recruiter's voiceover here**
- BE GREEN. JOIN THE MARINES.
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Daniel Butler
Member # 1689
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*pinches the bridge of his nose* I hate this fucking species.
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Jason Abbadon
Member # 882
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The need a cluster bomb that sprays lyme to rapidly decompose all the bodies. Maybe a special unit that maintains a flock of trained vultures- they could even put a camera on their legs for aireal recon.
RECRUITER: "Today's Army- recycling terrorists for future generations."
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