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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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[ February 14, 2002, 21:40: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

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"Are you worried that your thoughts are not quite.. clear?"

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Mikey T
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Viewscreen Man: Ah... it burns...

:Kirk offscreen: See what happens when you mess with my toupee?

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"It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans."
-Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Never challenge a vulcan to a game of fart-flame.
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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
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We're all getting so burned on royalties...

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"Nah. The 9th chevron is for changing the ringtone from "grindy-grindy chonk-chonk" to the theme tune to dallas." -Reverend42

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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The Mirror Universe version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire? included the incredibly popular "Burn a Friend" lifeline.

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Never mind the Phlox - Here's the Phase Pistols

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Commander: "And to think I requested assignment to a No Smoking Earth Outpost Station!"

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Along with "Spock's Brain" and the Space Hippies, another of Star Trek's third season's less-than-stellar moments was Jerry Lee Lewis' cameo performing "Great Balls of Fire."

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OnToMars
Now on to the making of films!
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Commander: I'M...DYING! SOMEBODY...HELP ME!

Kirk (Offscreen): Could you...tone it down...a bit...You're...stealing my....style...you son of a....bitch...

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If God didn't want us to fly, he wouldn't have given us Bernoulli's Principle.

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The359
The bitch is back
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23rd century exploding cigar gag. The classics never die...

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"Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."

-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Before there were peppers and spices. Then came the chilis and jalepenos. But they do not compare with the potent taste of a Klingon QuD'aTh!!!!

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"And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian
FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Crewman: That was one hell of a sauna. I love it!!!!

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"And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian
FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Commander: "We won't go back! You don't know what it's like in our universe! The Federation's gone, the Borg is everywhere! *pants* We're one of the last ships left, please - you've got to help us!"
Kirk: "Odd. Does this mean anything to anybody?"
Spock: "Negative."
McCoy: "Nope."
Scott: "Uh-uh."
Sulu: "Not me."
Chekov: "Nyet."
Uhura: "Sorry, no."
Kirk: "Oh, well. Must be a wrong number. Viewscreen off."

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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With his dying breath, former Enterprise security officer Eugene Kowalski concludes that changing his Division, Ship Assignment, and even Quadrant was insufficient to prevent the Redshirt's Curse.

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Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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The senior staff watch with sadistic glee as LT Kevin Riley ages & melts away before their eyes in a cloud of toxic fumes channelled to Engineering by Spock & Scotty after Riley's n sextillionth heart-and-other-major-organ-wrenching rendition of "I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen."

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"The French have a saying: 'mise en place'—keep everything in its fucking place!"

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Kirk Off Screen: Bless you... Wanna Kleenex?!

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~ Cry Havoc - and let slip the dogs of war!

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