:Kirk offscreen: See what happens when you mess with my toupee?
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We're all getting so burned on royalties...
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Along with "Spock's Brain" and the Space Hippies, another of Star Trek's third season's less-than-stellar moments was Jerry Lee Lewis' cameo performing "Great Balls of Fire."
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23rd century exploding cigar gag. The classics never die...
-------------------- "Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."
-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans
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Before there were peppers and spices. Then came the chilis and jalepenos. But they do not compare with the potent taste of a Klingon QuD'aTh!!!!
-------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!
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Crewman: That was one hell of a sauna. I love it!!!!
-------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!
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Commander: "We won't go back! You don't know what it's like in our universe! The Federation's gone, the Borg is everywhere! *pants* We're one of the last ships left, please - you've got to help us!" Kirk: "Odd. Does this mean anything to anybody?" Spock: "Negative." McCoy: "Nope." Scott: "Uh-uh." Sulu: "Not me." Chekov: "Nyet." Uhura: "Sorry, no." Kirk: "Oh, well. Must be a wrong number. Viewscreen off."
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With his dying breath, former Enterprise security officer Eugene Kowalski concludes that changing his Division, Ship Assignment, and even Quadrant was insufficient to prevent the Redshirt's Curse.
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The senior staff watch with sadistic glee as LT Kevin Riley ages & melts away before their eyes in a cloud of toxic fumes channelled to Engineering by Spock & Scotty after Riley's n sextillionth heart-and-other-major-organ-wrenching rendition of "I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen."
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