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Lee
Member # 393
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OK, I swore I'd never do more than one a week, but I had these two cool titles which go together, and couldn't decide between the two images, and it is after all the end of Star Trek: Voyager in the US, so. . .Both the pics come from Janet's Star Trek Voyager Site
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Shik
Member # 343
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VO: "We've secretly replace Captain Kathryn Janeway's regular coffee with House of MaQs'wel instant coffee. Let's see if she notices...."Janeway: :::sips::: "Mmm...Mr. Neelix, this blend is especially good. Did you stop brewing with garbage like I asked?" Neelix: "Um...I made some sort of a change, Captain..." :::winks knowingly at the camera::: VO: "Yes, EVERYONE love House of MaQs'wel instant coffee! It's those KLINGON crystals...!" ------------------ "'I don't CARE who started it, I'm tired, and I WANT QUIET!!!!! Or I'm going to come up there and flatten the BOTH of you!' And he meant it. And we'd stop. Or he would." --Foreign policy as laid down by First of Two's dad
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Saltah'na
Member # 33
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*flashback reference*Janeway: Look, Neelix is serving me tea, and what about you? You never served me tea at all!!! I'm now demoting you to Ensign. Tuvok *thinking*: In times I wish I was a Klingon..... ------------------ "Intelligence People. You guys are unbelievable. You dump a mess like this (that you created) on my lap, and then you come to me whining 'Where is our funding'? Well I'll tell you where your funding is. Can you say Health-Care?" - The President of the United States of America, The Long Kiss Goodnight
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First of Two
Member # 16
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Neelix: "More plot thinner, Captain?"Janeway: "Yes, thank you. I have to think up a new way to turn the Borg into pansies." ------------------ The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
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Michael Dracon
Member # 4
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Neelix: "Coffee!"Janeway: "This isn't black! Oh wait, I see the problem... Tom! Set the gamma correction to normal!" ------------------ "I don't poke my head into business world too much. All I care about is making the show. And naked stuff." - Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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Krenim
Member # 22
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Tuvok: Okay, this is the last straw! Everyone in the other CapCom except me gets punch! Here I am again, being given another PADD, while everyone else gets something to drink! I'm parched over here! Hello?------------------ "The Long Kiss Goodnight begins, more or less, with Geena Davis being kicked in the head by a deer. This was the high point of the film." - Sol System, 2/24/01
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Mikey T
Member # 144
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Janeway: Well commander...what do you have to say for yourself?Neelix: Captain there's... Janeway: Not now, just pour. Neelix: But capta... Janeway: Pour or I'll throw you to the brig! Neelix: *thinking* Just smile and tell her later that I've accidentally replaced her sugar with a drug called cocaine, which explains why she is talking to an empty chair. Janeway: Neelix? Why are you smiling? Neelix: The commander told a joke. Janeway: Well it wasn't funny. Three blondes and a red head! Haven't we heard those before... ------------------ "When I said to get involved in the gay community, I didn't mean to sleep with everyone in it." Michael_T
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Nim
Member # 205
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Ensign: Mr Tuvok, we have reason to believe the terrorist is on this floor. Evidence show a connection to the poison murders and the expensive dinner buffet last month, the one that the captain cancelled due to a red alert.------------------ "Babies haven't any hair; old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lies a haircut and a shave." Samuel Hoffenstein
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MIB
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Neelix thinking to himself: Yeah. That's right. Drink up Kathy. I'll be running this ship in no time!------------------ "I don't mind being called a liar when I'm lying, or am about to lie, or have just finished lying, but NOT WHEN I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!"--Homer Simpson.
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MIB
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Can I enter another caption?? I can? YAY!!!Janeway: Neelix. Are you useing that Klingon deodorant again? Neelix: How can you tell. Janeway uhhh. Never Mind. Just pour. ------------------ "I don't mind being called a liar when I'm lying, or am about to lie, or have just finished lying, but NOT WHEN I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!"--Homer Simpson.
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The_Tom
Member # 38
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Unnamed Crewman: Sir, here are the results of the scans we did on Fat Bastard's stool sample.Janeway: Neelix... this coffee smells like shit. Neelix: It is shit, ma'am. Janeway: Oh well. Thought it was just me...
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Jeff Raven
Member # 20
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Neelix: I've been watching ancient videos from the 20th century. This one show I find particularily fascinating, called Friends. I love it so much, I've decided to turn the bridge into a coffee shop! Hopefully we'll all get together, drink coffee and chat about our days.Janeway: Shut up and pour.
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Tahna Los
Member # 33
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Neelix: You should try out this new blend of tea I call "Soylent Tea". The ingredients were taken from a very special source, and created using an old family recipe.Janeway: Look forward to trying it. By the way, have you seen Ensign Richmond? He hasn't been on duty for the last two days. Neelix: Can't say I have.
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Michael_T
Member # 144
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Janeway: Neelix, is this Starbucks coffee?Neelix: Sorry captain, but we couldn't afford it this week. But I hear that Seattle's Best is good... Janeway: Great... looks like I need to reduce rations again.
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Vogon Poet
Member # 393
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Tuvok: "I said, 'can I borrow your pad' not 'can I borrow your PADD,' Ensign. I have a hot date tonight."
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Tahna Los
Member # 33
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Tuvok: I am NOT filling out your stupid survey.
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Michael_T
Member # 144
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Crewman: But sir, I didn't switch the analysis of the phaser arrays with this the Vulcan Love Slave series...Tuvok: I suggest that you find that report immediately. And remove that padd out of my sight. Neelix: I wish I could see his face when he goes back to his quarters... Janeway: If we get caught, it's your fault Chakotay.
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Sol System
Member # 30
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Crewman: "Here's the latest report, sir."*Tuvok reads* Tuvok: "Shameful. Over half the crew are communists, a third of the rest addicted to Ecstasy and she just sits there, ordering mimosas and staring off into space. You wouldn't see this sort of thing on a Vulcan ship."
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Vogon Poet
Member # 393
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Winner is Krenim. Runner-up is Tahna Los.
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Tahna Los
Member # 33
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Runner up for the umpteenth time in a row, huh, I must be on a roll, heh.Which one, anyway?
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