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OK, I swore I'd never do more than one a week, but I had these two cool titles which go together, and couldn't decide between the two images, and it is after all the end of Star Trek: Voyager in the US, so. . .
Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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VO: "We've secretly replace Captain Kathryn Janeway's regular coffee with House of MaQs'wel instant coffee. Let's see if she notices...."
Janeway: :::sips::: "Mmm...Mr. Neelix, this blend is especially good. Did you stop brewing with garbage like I asked?"
Neelix: "Um...I made some sort of a change, Captain..." :::winks knowingly at the camera:::
VO: "Yes, EVERYONE love House of MaQs'wel instant coffee! It's those KLINGON crystals...!"
------------------ "'I don't CARE who started it, I'm tired, and I WANT QUIET!!!!! Or I'm going to come up there and flatten the BOTH of you!' And he meant it. And we'd stop. Or he would." --Foreign policy as laid down by First of Two's dad
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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*flashback reference*
Janeway: Look, Neelix is serving me tea, and what about you? You never served me tea at all!!! I'm now demoting you to Ensign.
Tuvok *thinking*: In times I wish I was a Klingon.....
------------------ "Intelligence People. You guys are unbelievable. You dump a mess like this (that you created) on my lap, and then you come to me whining 'Where is our funding'? Well I'll tell you where your funding is. Can you say Health-Care?" - The President of the United States of America, The Long Kiss Goodnight
Janeway: "Yes, thank you. I have to think up a new way to turn the Borg into pansies."
------------------ The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
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Tuvok: Okay, this is the last straw! Everyone in the other CapCom except me gets punch! Here I am again, being given another PADD, while everyone else gets something to drink! I'm parched over here! Hello?
------------------ "The Long Kiss Goodnight begins, more or less, with Geena Davis being kicked in the head by a deer. This was the high point of the film."
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Janeway: Well commander...what do you have to say for yourself?
Neelix: Captain there's...
Janeway: Not now, just pour.
Neelix: But capta...
Janeway: Pour or I'll throw you to the brig!
Neelix: *thinking* Just smile and tell her later that I've accidentally replaced her sugar with a drug called cocaine, which explains why she is talking to an empty chair.
Janeway: Neelix? Why are you smiling?
Neelix: The commander told a joke.
Janeway: Well it wasn't funny. Three blondes and a red head! Haven't we heard those before...
------------------ "When I said to get involved in the gay community, I didn't mean to sleep with everyone in it." Michael_T
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Ensign: Mr Tuvok, we have reason to believe the terrorist is on this floor. Evidence show a connection to the poison murders and the expensive dinner buffet last month, the one that the captain cancelled due to a red alert.
------------------ "Babies haven't any hair; old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lies a haircut and a shave."
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Neelix thinking to himself: Yeah. That's right. Drink up Kathy. I'll be running this ship in no time!
------------------ "I don't mind being called a liar when I'm lying, or am about to lie, or have just finished lying, but NOT WHEN I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!"--Homer Simpson.
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Can I enter another caption?? I can? YAY!!!
Janeway: Neelix. Are you useing that Klingon deodorant again?
Neelix: How can you tell.
Janeway uhhh. Never Mind. Just pour.
------------------ "I don't mind being called a liar when I'm lying, or am about to lie, or have just finished lying, but NOT WHEN I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!"--Homer Simpson.
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Neelix: I've been watching ancient videos from the 20th century. This one show I find particularily fascinating, called Friends. I love it so much, I've decided to turn the bridge into a coffee shop! Hopefully we'll all get together, drink coffee and chat about our days.
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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Neelix: You should try out this new blend of tea I call "Soylent Tea". The ingredients were taken from a very special source, and created using an old family recipe.
Janeway: Look forward to trying it. By the way, have you seen Ensign Richmond? He hasn't been on duty for the last two days.
Neelix: Can't say I have.
-------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!
Neelix: Sorry captain, but we couldn't afford it this week. But I hear that Seattle's Best is good...
Janeway: Great... looks like I need to reduce rations again.
-------------------- "It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans." -Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek
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