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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

QUAIL, MORTALS!

The doom that was foretold has come to pass. After you lot successfully weathered my TOS barrage, you had my gander up well and proper, and no mistake. Therefore I have no option but to subject you to my most merciless assault yet, a flood of publicity photos and press shots!

Something for the weekend? Part two. . .

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Markie Post's new job...

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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Wrinkle Designer: "Nana, hold still just for one more second and I'll let you have this lovely sucker."

Nana: *broad grin*

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Nose Lady: "Since you're going to be here a while, have anything interesting to talk about, Nana?"

Nana: "Well, Sid and I went on a date to this incredible..."

Nose Lady: "Got anything interesting to talk about?"

Nana: "... mile-long swiss cheese buffet restaurant... Hey! That is too interesting!" *twitches in outrage*

Nose Lady: *sucker Nazi speak* "No sucker for you."

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

makeup woman: tell you what, in the seventh season, you'll wear your hair like me, to one side. Deal?

Nana: NEVER!

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Makeup specialist gives Kira a human look so she can go out in public.

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"That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Nana: *Why is she doing my makeup when it's obvious she can't even do her own?*

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"We choose to do this and more. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard."
-- John F. Kennedy

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

next time you get in a fight with Worf, you glue your own nose back on.

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Dramatis Personae

Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

surgeon: hold still, will you? A lobotomy is not an easy thing to perform!

[This message was edited by RW on March 28, 1999.]

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Makeup artist: "So, are you still dating that Odo fellow?"

Kira: "Uh, yes."

Makeup artist: "Ooh, he's a looker, ain't he? Hey, just between you and me, does he do it for you?"

Kira: "What?"

Makeup artist: "You know...what with being a shapeshifter and all. Why, I had a boyfriend once. Let me tell you..."

Kira: "Please don't."

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"The record of my unspeakable crimes, in previous lives, in previous times, indelibly stains the pages of history."
--
They Might Be Giants

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Rare, studi-suppressed photo of Amy Brooks undergoing the five-hour ordeal that will transform her into Captain Sisko.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Visitor: "You dow, I dink the stuff you use in this made-up is meltin my dose..."

make-up lady: "Hm... That's the second time I've heard that..."

Visitor: "Who els said id?"

make-up lady: "Michael Jackson..."

Visitor: "Oy..."

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"I fart in your general direction!"
-John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Makeup artist: Well, THIS is easy, but I have to work on Dorn and Shimmerman........ oh god, do I have to do Grodenchik and Eisenburg as well?

Visitor: You forgot "The Neck".

Makeup artist: Oh s***. I forgot all about Alaimo, and that means I have to do Robinson too........ Who else?

Visitor: Hertzler will be in today, but Mark Shepherd called in sick......

Makeup artist: Well, so much for Morn, but I'll be here all night though........

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message was edited by Tahna Los on March 29, 1999.]

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 76) on :

Makeup lady: "Boy you've REALLY gotten it stuck, didn't you?"

Nana Vistor: "%$#! yeah! I'm never arguing with the writers again about my romance scenes, I mean last time they only threw paper at me, this time they threw a pencil!"

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"Truth is cheap, information costs."

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Nana Visitor: "No, I don't mind if you use my nose as a hand-rest. Thanks for asking."

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

Makeup artist: nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana,BATMAN!!!!!!!

Nana: SHUT UP!!!

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Parallax

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Make-up lady: Make-up really has improved inthe 90s don't you think Mr Frakes?

Frakes: Indeed. With these looks, LeVar will be mine at last!

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'It's okay to only know three chords but God, put them in the right order'
-Hank Hill

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

MU lady: All done. Now remember, you're nerve endings were destroyed.

Nana: Give me the mirror

MU lady: I've had very primitive tools, only what this $1.5 million an ep show can afford

Nana: GIVE ME THE MIRROR!
*looks*
Nana: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHA!
*smashes mirror, walks out*

MU lady: I knew she shouldn't have watched that Shatner guide to over-acting tape.

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'It's okay to only know three chords but God, put them in the right order'
-Hank Hill

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Makeup lady: This one's almost done...a life-sized Kira doll.

*turns to the guy behind her*

How much is this going to sell for on Startrek.com? More than the Locutus of Borg life-sized one?

Guy: Yeah, this thing is going to be a whole crapload of money!!

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My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Make up lady installs that 'ribbed-for-her-pleasure look for Nana.

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

The winner is Sol System - please do! Runners-up are Xentrick and The Excalibur. Honourable mention goes to Jeff Raven for being the only one to come up with a gag that I was trying to make work without getting banned for obscenity!

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Hooray!

Any follow-up will have to be posted in certain darker areas of the online world, under my more hip name, Sexy System.

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"And though I once prefered a human being's company, they pale before the monolith that towers over me."
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They Might Be Giants

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :