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The First One
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QUAIL, MORTALS!The doom that was foretold has come to pass. After you lot successfully weathered my TOS barrage, you had my gander up well and proper, and no mistake. Therefore I have no option but to subject you to my most merciless assault yet, a flood of publicity photos and press shots! Something for the weekend? Part two. . .
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Krenim
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Markie Post's new job...------------------ Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes... -Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"
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Elim Garak
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Wrinkle Designer: "Nana, hold still just for one more second and I'll let you have this lovely sucker."Nana: *broad grin* ------------------ "Audaces fortuna juvat." "Fortune favours the bold."
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Elim Garak
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Nose Lady: "Since you're going to be here a while, have anything interesting to talk about, Nana?"Nana: "Well, Sid and I went on a date to this incredible..." Nose Lady: "Got anything interesting to talk about?" Nana: "... mile-long swiss cheese buffet restaurant... Hey! That is too interesting!" *twitches in outrage* Nose Lady: *sucker Nazi speak* "No sucker for you." ------------------ "Audaces fortuna juvat." "Fortune favours the bold."
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RW
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makeup woman: tell you what, in the seventh season, you'll wear your hair like me, to one side. Deal?Nana: NEVER!
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Jeff Raven
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Makeup specialist gives Kira a human look so she can go out in public.------------------ "That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...
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Warped1701
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Nana: *Why is she doing my makeup when it's obvious she can't even do her own?*------------------ "We choose to do this and more. Not because it is easy, but because it is hard." -- John F. Kennedy
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The Excalibur
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next time you get in a fight with Worf, you glue your own nose back on.------------------ Dramatis Personae
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RW
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surgeon: hold still, will you? A lobotomy is not an easy thing to perform![This message was edited by RW on March 28, 1999.]
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Sol System
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Makeup artist: "So, are you still dating that Odo fellow?"Kira: "Uh, yes." Makeup artist: "Ooh, he's a looker, ain't he? Hey, just between you and me, does he do it for you?" Kira: "What?" Makeup artist: "You know...what with being a shapeshifter and all. Why, I had a boyfriend once. Let me tell you..." Kira: "Please don't." ------------------ "The record of my unspeakable crimes, in previous lives, in previous times, indelibly stains the pages of history." -- They Might Be Giants
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Xentrick
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Rare, studi-suppressed photo of Amy Brooks undergoing the five-hour ordeal that will transform her into Captain Sisko.
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TSN
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Visitor: "You dow, I dink the stuff you use in this made-up is meltin my dose..."make-up lady: "Hm... That's the second time I've heard that..." Visitor: "Who els said id?" make-up lady: "Michael Jackson..." Visitor: "Oy..." ------------------ "I fart in your general direction!" -John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Tahna Los
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Makeup artist: Well, THIS is easy, but I have to work on Dorn and Shimmerman........ oh god, do I have to do Grodenchik and Eisenburg as well?Visitor: You forgot "The Neck". Makeup artist: Oh s***. I forgot all about Alaimo, and that means I have to do Robinson too........ Who else? Visitor: Hertzler will be in today, but Mark Shepherd called in sick...... Makeup artist: Well, so much for Morn, but I'll be here all night though........ ------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation [This message was edited by Tahna Los on March 29, 1999.]
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Antagonist
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Makeup lady: "Boy you've REALLY gotten it stuck, didn't you?"Nana Vistor: "%$#! yeah! I'm never arguing with the writers again about my romance scenes, I mean last time they only threw paper at me, this time they threw a pencil!" ------------------ "Truth is cheap, information costs."
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Xentrick
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Nana Visitor: "No, I don't mind if you use my nose as a hand-rest. Thanks for asking."
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The Excalibur
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Makeup artist: nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana,BATMAN!!!!!!!Nana: SHUT UP!!! ------------------ Parallax
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PsyLiam
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Make-up lady: Make-up really has improved inthe 90s don't you think Mr Frakes?Frakes: Indeed. With these looks, LeVar will be mine at last! ------------------ 'It's okay to only know three chords but God, put them in the right order' -Hank Hill
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PsyLiam
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MU lady: All done. Now remember, you're nerve endings were destroyed.Nana: Give me the mirror MU lady: I've had very primitive tools, only what this $1.5 million an ep show can afford Nana: GIVE ME THE MIRROR! *looks* Nana: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHA! *smashes mirror, walks out* MU lady: I knew she shouldn't have watched that Shatner guide to over-acting tape. ------------------ 'It's okay to only know three chords but God, put them in the right order' -Hank Hill
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Jay
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Makeup lady: This one's almost done...a life-sized Kira doll.*turns to the guy behind her* How much is this going to sell for on Startrek.com? More than the Locutus of Borg life-sized one? Guy: Yeah, this thing is going to be a whole crapload of money!! ------------------ My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
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Jeff Raven
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Make up lady installs that 'ribbed-for-her-pleasure look for Nana.------------------ "Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri "I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux
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The First One
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The winner is - please do! Runners-up are Xentrick and The Excalibur. Honourable mention goes to Jeff Raven for being the only one to come up with a gag that I was trying to make work without getting banned for obscenity!
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Sol System
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Hooray!Any follow-up will have to be posted in certain darker areas of the online world, under my more hip name, Sexy System. ------------------ "And though I once prefered a human being's company, they pale before the monolith that towers over me." -- They Might Be Giants
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Xentrick
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