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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on March 28, 1999 04:29 AM:

QUAIL, MORTALS!

The doom that was foretold has come to pass. After you lot successfully weathered my TOS barrage, you had my gander up well and proper, and no mistake. Therefore I have no option but to subject you to my most merciless assault yet, a flood of publicity photos and press shots!

I've always likes this photo - anyone got a better version?

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on March 28, 1999 04:47 AM:

Tom Paris: Okay, who programmed the Enterprise Conga Line into my Captain Proton program?

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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on March 28, 1999 05:07 AM:

All: Vogue!

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"That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...

Posted by The Vorlon (Member # 52) on March 28, 1999 05:19 AM:

All *singing*: "... we all need somebody to leeean on..."

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Lyta Vorlon: "Our great mistake. Our failing. And now your failing. The error is compounded."
Delenn: "What mistake?"
Lyta Vorlon: "The first one, the one from which all mistakes proceed: The error of Pride..."

-- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon
www.orc.ca/~jheinbuc/

[This message was edited by The Vorlon on March 29, 1999.]

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on March 28, 1999 05:36 AM:

Levar Burton: Why, oh why did I have to pair up with Jonathan Frakes?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on March 28, 1999 08:58 AM:

at the end of a long day, everybody finds there mates and go home.

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Dramatis Personae

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on March 28, 1999 10:05 AM:

*just combining three of my entries*

Levar Burton: Why, oh why did I have to be paired up with Jonathan Frakes?

Michael Dorn *thinking*: and while Jonny is occupied with Levar, I get Sirtis all to myself...... Hahahaha.

Marina Sirtis: You are going to tell me who those two women at the party are or else I'll STRANGLE YOU!!!!

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message was edited by Tahna Los on April 01, 1999.]

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on March 28, 1999 01:56 PM:

Introducing, the worst mime troupe in The Federation.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on March 28, 1999 03:08 PM:

Stewart: "Ooh, yeah..."

Dorn: "Ooh, yeah..."

Burton: "Ooh, sh�!"

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"I fart in your general direction!"
-John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on March 28, 1999 03:09 PM:

McFadden: "Brent, I think you better take your hand out of my pocket right about now..."

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"I fart in your general direction!"
-John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Posted by Bernd (Member # 6) on March 29, 1999 12:13 AM:

Stewart: Well, that's not exactly what I meant by "darker stories".

Posted by Bernd (Member # 6) on March 29, 1999 12:36 AM:

Berman (off-screen): See, we have to save production costs. Black uniforms, abandonment of the bridge set, reduced lighting.

Stewart: At least you could turn on the heating again.

Dorn: Grrrrrrr

Sirtis *whispering*: Well, it's not so bad at all.

Frakes: Hmmm. Maybe you're right.

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on March 29, 1999 06:03 AM:

Woody: Okay, everyone got your moving partners? I don't want any officers left behind on this mission.

Frakes: I've got mine!

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'Not the sponge, not the sponge!'
-Marty Crane

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on March 29, 1999 06:04 AM:

LeVar: 6 men, 2 women. Hmm, if I can just rotate two places back...

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'Not the sponge, not the sponge!'
-Marty Crane

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 76) on March 29, 1999 01:29 PM:

Stewart: *pissed off*

McFadden: "What's wrong, Patrick?"

Spiner: "He's pissed that the hair stylist started rubbing turtle wax on his head."

Stewart: *still pissed*

Burton: *whispers* "Yeah you think he's pissed now? Wait until he finds out how bad that remake of "Moby Dick did on TV!"

Dorn: "Yeah, Brent? You think that's bad, the lunchboy just asked me who I play on the series."

Frakes: "Wait, you're on the series?"

Dorn: "I don't care what I do, as long as I get to do more romantic scenes with Marina and Nicole deBoer!"

Sirtis: *slaps Dorn* "PEDOPHILE! She can't be any older than that Wesley kid, what was his name?"

Dorn: "You broke the pose! Put your hand back on my chest..."

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"Truth is cheap, information costs."

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on March 29, 1999 02:42 PM:

All: *singing* "We're knights of the Round Table! We dance whene'er we're able!"

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"I fart in your general direction!"
-John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on March 30, 1999 05:26 AM:

Let's not go to Camalot, it's a silly place!!

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Parallax

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on March 30, 1999 11:51 AM:

In unison:

'DO OUR BUMS LOOK BIG IN THIS?'

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'It's okay to only know three chords but God, put them in the right order'
-Hank Hill

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on March 30, 1999 11:56 AM:

Announcer: B-movie theartre is proud to present it's most horrifying movie ever.

SEE the cast of TNG get slowly killed, one by one.

WATCH as Jon Frakes tries desperatly to prove that he isn't attracted to LeVar Burton

WATCH as Brent Spiner tries not to get fat

BE MILDY OFFENDED as some of Michael Dorn's slightly blue-coller humour

BE EXTREMELY OFFENDED as Marina Sirtis does her Stephen Hawking impression

Saturday, 7:30, your senses will overload with excitememnt and danger as Channel 5 presents another quality piece of TV:

Cheryl Gates McFadden: THE THREE ARMED MONSTER!

[This message was edited by PsyLiam on April 04, 1999.]

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on March 31, 1999 04:10 PM:

Star Trek: 90210

*cue modern hip music*

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on April 01, 1999 02:20 AM:

Witness: That's her, far one on the right, she did this to me......

Police Officer: I never knew Troi could do that.......

Witness: Well, there are a lot of things which you don't know that she's capable of........

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message was edited by Tahna Los on April 01, 1999.]

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on April 06, 1999 04:58 AM:

Slightly late, but the winner is Liam for the moving partners, NOT the bum gag again!. Runners-up are TSN ("Ooh, sh-!") and Krenim, because my friend Jenny says so - she liked the conga line. . . 8)

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on April 06, 1999 07:41 AM:

Your friend is wise beyond her years.

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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on April 06, 1999 12:03 PM:

Yep.

Wow, that's the first one I've won for ages.

To celebrate, I shall now be smug for the next 19 and a half hours, excluding sleep.

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'Saying it in a stacato voice doesn't make it any more true'
-Stewart Lee