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The First One
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed
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QUAIL, MORTALS!

The doom that was foretold has come to pass. After you lot successfully weathered my TOS barrage, you had my gander up well and proper, and no mistake. Therefore I have no option but to subject you to my most merciless assault yet, a flood of publicity photos and press shots!

I've always likes this photo - anyone got a better version?


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Krenim
Unholy Triangle Fella
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Tom Paris: Okay, who programmed the Enterprise Conga Line into my Captain Proton program?

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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"


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Jeff Raven
Always Right
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All: Vogue!

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"That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...


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The Vorlon
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All *singing*: "... we all need somebody to leeean on..."

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Lyta Vorlon: "Our great mistake. Our failing. And now your failing. The error is compounded."
Delenn: "What mistake?"
Lyta Vorlon: "The first one, the one from which all mistakes proceed: The error of Pride..."

-- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon
www.orc.ca/~jheinbuc/

[This message was edited by The Vorlon on March 29, 1999.]


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Levar Burton: Why, oh why did I have to pair up with Jonathan Frakes?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation


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The Excalibur
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at the end of a long day, everybody finds there mates and go home.

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Dramatis Personae


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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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*just combining three of my entries*

Levar Burton: Why, oh why did I have to be paired up with Jonathan Frakes?

Michael Dorn *thinking*: and while Jonny is occupied with Levar, I get Sirtis all to myself...... Hahahaha.

Marina Sirtis: You are going to tell me who those two women at the party are or else I'll STRANGLE YOU!!!!

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message was edited by Tahna Los on April 01, 1999.]


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Xentrick
good to go
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Introducing, the worst mime troupe in The Federation.
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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Stewart: "Ooh, yeah..."

Dorn: "Ooh, yeah..."

Burton: "Ooh, sh�!"

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"I fart in your general direction!"
-John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail


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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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McFadden: "Brent, I think you better take your hand out of my pocket right about now..."

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"I fart in your general direction!"
-John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail


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Bernd
Guy from Old Europe
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Stewart: Well, that's not exactly what I meant by "darker stories".
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Bernd
Guy from Old Europe
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Berman (off-screen): See, we have to save production costs. Black uniforms, abandonment of the bridge set, reduced lighting.

Stewart: At least you could turn on the heating again.

Dorn: Grrrrrrr

Sirtis *whispering*: Well, it's not so bad at all.

Frakes: Hmmm. Maybe you're right.


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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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Woody: Okay, everyone got your moving partners? I don't want any officers left behind on this mission.

Frakes: I've got mine!

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'Not the sponge, not the sponge!'
-Marty Crane


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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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LeVar: 6 men, 2 women. Hmm, if I can just rotate two places back...

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'Not the sponge, not the sponge!'
-Marty Crane


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Antagonist
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Stewart: *pissed off*

McFadden: "What's wrong, Patrick?"

Spiner: "He's pissed that the hair stylist started rubbing turtle wax on his head."

Stewart: *still pissed*

Burton: *whispers* "Yeah you think he's pissed now? Wait until he finds out how bad that remake of "Moby Dick did on TV!"

Dorn: "Yeah, Brent? You think that's bad, the lunchboy just asked me who I play on the series."

Frakes: "Wait, you're on the series?"

Dorn: "I don't care what I do, as long as I get to do more romantic scenes with Marina and Nicole deBoer!"

Sirtis: *slaps Dorn* "PEDOPHILE! She can't be any older than that Wesley kid, what was his name?"

Dorn: "You broke the pose! Put your hand back on my chest..."

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"Truth is cheap, information costs."


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