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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Only one this week, CapComs Unplugged you could call it. . . and maybe that's what they'll do to Neelix's life-support machine! 8)

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Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :

Neelix: "Watch where you point those horns next time!"

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The Unknown Vulcan

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Naomi: I feel your pain.

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Naomi: Welcome to the afterlife, Neelix. You're dead, and I'm God!

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Bob Saget: Welcome to Voyager's Funniest Home Videos! Here we have another wacky UPN parasite attempting to chow down on a crewmember's brain. The joke's on it, though... Neelix doesn't have a brain!

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Neelix: *weakly* "Naomi....go for help..."
Naomi: "Yeah, right. Where's your wallet?"

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Ultra Magnus: "I know you're bored, Rodimus, but with the mantle of leadership comes obligations."
Rodimus Prime: "I don't suppose I could interest you in a used mantle?"

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Naomi: Ah, we are now face to face, Optimus Prime! In one future, you awaken and become the great leader of the Autobots, but time shall take a different track now...

Neelix: Tom Paris has been showing you 20th Century shows again, hasn't he?

Naomi: No, why do you ask?

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Naomi: "Alas, poor Yorick..."
Neelix: "You know, it's just not funny any more."

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Naomi: "He lived a warrior and died a hero..."

(I'll let Liam do the WWFF version)

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Naomi: Let's see who you really are!

*Takes off the Neelix mask*

Everyone: Harry the Hypnotist?!?!

Naomi: It can't be...

*Takes off succession of masks*

Everyone: Professor Hyde-White?!?! Bigfoot?!?! Don Knotts?!?! Joe Barbara?!?!

Naomi: Who?

*Joe Barbara takes off the last mask*

Naomi: Seven of Nine?!?! But... but... why?

Seven: Because, quite frankly, Naomi, I don't like you.

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Neelix: "Do not grieve....soon, I will be one with the Matrix..."
Naomi: "This is because of Jubilee's '20 Questions' thread, isn't it."

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

No! It wasn't Colonel Mustard in the sickbay with the candlestick... It was Naomi in the hallway with the vulcan neck pinch!

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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Naomi: NOOOOO! He lived to a warrion and died to an hero.

Neelix: No one's getting this are they?

Naimi: HUNGRY! Talk for you.

Neelix: I like pie

Scorponok dies.

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'Those are the headlines. Happy now?'
-Chris Morris.

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Naomi: "Neelix! Why did you collapse?"
Neelix: "Liam got the reference wrong. It's 'He lived a warrior ans died to a hero.'"
Rhinox: "My rigid grill structure..."
Dinobot: "That's my line!" *kills Rhinox*
Rhinox is death.

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Naomi: Neelix, why did you collapse again?
Neelix: Frank got the reference wrong too. It's "He lived a warrior and died a hero."
Naomi: Are you sure?
Neelix: Yes, and everything's spelled correctly, too.

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Naomi: "Ah! Neelix is death! Er, dead!"
Dinobot: "Sorry about that. I thought he was Krenim." *continues searching*

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Naomi: "How often must I warn you about overdosing on Prozac, Neelix?"

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Quark: "Lesson number one: No one involved in extra-legal activity considers himself nefarious." (DS9: "The Sound of Her Voice")

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Neelix: "Hi, Mom. It's me, Curzon."

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Quark: "Lesson number one: No one involved in extra-legal activity considers himself nefarious." (DS9: "The Sound of Her Voice")

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Narrator: "And now we present the story of Goldilocks and the three pears."

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Quark: "Lesson number one: No one involved in extra-legal activity considers himself nefarious." (DS9: "The Sound of Her Voice")

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Naomi: "Neelix, Neelix... Wherefore art thou, Neelix?"

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Quark: "Lesson number one: No one involved in extra-legal activity considers himself nefarious." (DS9: "The Sound of Her Voice")

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Naomi: "Oh, Neelix. I suppose I'll have to follow through and bury you with the Leola Root now."

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Quark: "Lesson number one: No one involved in extra-legal activity considers himself nefarious." (DS9: "The Sound of Her Voice")

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Naomi: "Neelix, you were more than just a godfather; you are and will always be my favourite corpse."

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Quark: "Lesson number one: No one involved in extra-legal activity considers himself nefarious." (DS9: "The Sound of Her Voice")

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Naomi: Mr. Neelix, are you sure this is going to work??

Neelix: Of course it is... now you just run down the hallway screaming.... Make sure you run into Seven....

Naomi: But Neelix, I don't know HOW to act like bait!

Neelix: .. not bait.. did I say bait? .. I didn't mean it.... no... you're acting like i'm really, really hurt. In fact, I need CPR.

Naomi: CPR? Wazzat mean?

Neelix: Not important, child... just go run, screaming for Seven... go on now!....

Naomi: ..oooohhhhhhhkay ... *runs down the hall screaming for Seven*

Neelix: *smiles up at the cieling* GOOD girl....

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"Telling the truth was his death sentence" - Maria Theresa Tula

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Niomi: He's dead, Jim.

Neelix: What?

Niomi: Nuthin....

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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Naomi: "Mr Tuvok taught me that throw, in case any pervert aliens try to touch me in an inappropriate way."

Neelix: "Ice.... I need lots of ice."

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Naomi: "Yes, Neelix, I'll call for medical help, but first...would you like to buy some of my Space Girl Scout Cookies? Very reasonably priced, under your current circumstances."

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Neelix: "It's buried under the big W....."

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Naomi: "If you don't give me some ice cream, I will say 'Ni!' at you. . ."

Neelix: "Do your worst!"

Naomi: "Ni! Ni!"

Neelix: "Auugh! Have mercy!"

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Naomi: No! No! No!, you're supposed to find a place to hide and then I have to find you, you see. Now lets try again.

*Naomi mutters as she walks away* No wonder I'm in this show so much recently, these idiots could never get anything done on their own.

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What should they be called? Choco Krispies or Coco Pops? LET THE NATION DECIDE!

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Naomi: Neelix, don't die, you promised to tell me how babies were made.

Neelix: Slowly closes eyes and drifts away

Naomi: Neelix? Neelix?

Neelix: Shut up, I'm dead!, D'oh!
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What should they be called? Choco Krispies or Coco Pops? LET THE NATION DECIDE!

[This message was edited by Orion Syndicate on April 27, 1999.]

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Naomi: Neelix, I TOLD you not to call Kess a *itch in front of EMH! ... I've never seen him quite that angry....

Neelix: *groans*

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"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to understanding with the soft whisper of wisdom. Some people come into our lives, show us love then dissappear, leaving footprints on our hearts... and we are never the same again."

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Naomi: "Can you tell me how to get to the morgue?"

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Quark: "Lesson number one: No one involved in extra-legal activity considers himself nefarious." (DS9: "The Sound of Her Voice")

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Naomi: Oh, Neelix, wake up... I promise I'll never leave my skates in the hallway again...*sob*

Neelix (thinking): This oughtta be good for at least a month of help in the mess hall. (moans) Ohhh, my crainium.. I think it's crushed... my back...

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*I only SEEM Normal*

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Neelix: Anyone get the serial number of that Runabout?! *faints*

Niomi: I missed it....maybe its posted in the Ships Forum!

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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Neelix: *possessed by someone who hasn't seen VOY since January 1998* "Ack! Who the hell are you?!"

Naomi: "I am Naomi..."

Neelix: "What?" *sees the horns* "Waitaminute, are you Wildman's kid? Didn't that have horns, despite being a Ktarian, who do not have horns?"

Naomi: "I'm not sure if I am or not. Bear in mind, the person writing this caption hasn't seen the show since January 1998..."

Neelix: "Death to UPN!"

Naomi: "Death to KDNL, St. Louis!"

both: "Death to the anti-TSN-seeing-Voyager conspirators!"

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"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."
-George Orwell's Animal Farm

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Neelix: "Tell your sister...you were right. You were right about me..."

Naomi: "But I don't have a..."

*Neelix coughs loudly*

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"It was sweet, like lead paint's sweet, but the aftereffects left me paralyzed."
--
They Might Be Giants

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Naomi: "Neelix, you can't die."

Neelix: "Strong am I in the... Hey, you know what? You're right. Get Seven of Nine on the commlink. Hurry, before my important bits start to get cold!"

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"It was sweet, like lead paint's sweet, but the aftereffects left me paralyzed."
--
They Might Be Giants

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Neelix: "Yours...is...superior..."

Naomi: "I shall avenge you."

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"It was sweet, like lead paint's sweet, but the aftereffects left me paralyzed."
--
They Might Be Giants

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Neelix: You know, the script didn't mention anything about this being one of those creepy Evil Alternate Universe shows.

Naomi: I am the evil Naomi. I must eat your brains!

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Mine is the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Naomi: You just killed the Zombie Neelix!

Homer: He was a Zombie!?

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We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread.
We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call ``Frogurt''!

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

*in an effort to grab the Muppet fans, Voyager does a parody of Kevin the Frog's Stair Song*

Halfway down the corridor is the spot where I sit
But right now there's a dead Talaxian lying in it. . .

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Neelix: Well, it's been a full life. I've done everything I've ever wanted to, seen many different places. Tell everyone that they've all....

Naomi cuts in: Damn it Neelix, you do this all the time. All you have is a nose bleed.

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What should they be called? Choco Krispies or Coco Pops? LET THE NATION DECIDE!

Posted by jh on :

Naomi: Let's see...15 credits for the gold on the comlink, another 20 for those funky shoes, lots of hair for wigs so that's another 10 or 20, depending...Hey! He's an organ donor. Oh damn, no other Talaxians...Hmmm, I wonder if anyone else's made it to his quarters yet? Lots of stuff there probably, maybe some artifacts, naked holopictures of Kes, those'd go over real big, maybe as much as 40 or 50 even. Then there's his rare root and herb collection, tons of homemade remedies in that for this ship of idiots, I bet the Doctor would buy some...

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"A screaming comes across the sky..."

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Naomi: "Neelix? Neelix, wake up! I didn't mean it! Really, your bum doesn't look big in that!"

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"I'm not stubborn. I'm just right."
-me

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Neelix: What day is it?

Naomi: Why, it's Christmas Day, sir.

Neelix: Christmas Day? Then, there's still time! Quick, run down to the Mess Hall and replicate the biggest turkey you can, and deliver it to the Janeway residence...

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Naomi: Are you okay Neelix?

Neelix doing Krenim doing TSN doing Elim Garak doing Lee doing The Vorlon: Vorlon speak: "yes".

[This message was edited by Jubilee McGann on April 28, 1999.]

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

Naomi: Of all the people I have know... *shatnertwitch*... he was... the most... goddamn annoying.

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"......"
��-The Breen at Internment Camp 371

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Naomi: No, that's not how you make snow angels!!!

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Neelix: What are you trying to do?!

Naomi: Uh, the Vulcan neck pinch?

Neelix: No no no...its got to be down lower...

Naomi: Like that?

Neelix: Yeah! *collapses*

Naomi: Thanks....

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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Naomi: Neelix you can't die!

Neelix: Strong am I in the...oh, wait, that's been done. Let's go again.

Naumi: okay.
*coughs*
Naomi: Neelix you can't die!

Neelix: Do not grieve. Soon, I shall be one with the matrix.

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'Those are the headlines. Happy now?'
-Chris Morris.

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

(addendum to Liam's post)

Neelix: "Wait...someone...already did that one..." *dies*

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Rodimus Prime: "No more jokes, Springer. Cybertron's in deadly danger. We're heading back there. Now."
Springer: "Yes sir, Mister Leader, sir."

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Naomi: "Neelix, wake up! I'm feeling horny. . ."

No, not that. Think about it.

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

(addendum to Frank's addendum to my post)

Naomi: Someone did that one too!

Neelix: Jeez, there are only so many ways to die y'know.

Naomi: He lived a warrior ans died to a hero!

Neelix: Shut up. Wait I've got one.

Naomi: 'kay.

Neelix: Do not grieve Naomi. It's illogical. The needs of the many...outweigh...

Naomi: ...the needs of the few.

Neelix: ...or the one.

Naomi: Especially in your case.

Neelix: Hey, shut up. I'm dying here!

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'Those are the headlines. Happy now?'
-Chris Morris.

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Neelix: ....... definitely too much garlic .......

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Neelix: My Lungs...... my lungs.........

Naomi: What can I do?

Neelix: Find Kes..... please.......

Naomi: But she left after season 3........

Neelix: Then give my one of yours......

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Naomi: At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi...at last we will have our revenge.

Neelix: You have been watching that Phantom Menace trailer too many times...

Naomi:Wipe them out...ALL of them...

Neelix: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

A short CapCom this week, yes, but instead it gets 55 entries. . . *grumble*

The winner is Xentrick, who wins a lot of ice. Runners-up are Jay, for the zombie Neelix, and JH for picking up on the way her hand is inching towards his commlink.

Honorable mention goes to Jeff for several inspired entries, and TSN for once again reminding us about his Voyagerlessness - lucky bastard, we all say.

Meanwhile. Frank, Liam and Krenim are banned from winning ever again for persisting in making Transformer jokes I can't get. 8P

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"Adventure? Excitement? A Jedi craves not these things!" - Silent Bob

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Sky Lynx: "Suffer my rage, Lee! I will show you no mercy! You will rue the day you crossed us!"

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Walter Barnett: "D-Did that thing just shatter an overpass into dust?"
Donny Finkleberg: "No, I...I think it was an entrance ramp."

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Right! I was joking before, now I'm not! Krenim and Liam, you can blame Frank for letting the side down. . . *snigger* }B)

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Galvatron: "All I can say is....AAAAAAUUGGHH!"

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Walter Barnett: "D-Did that thing just shatter an overpass into dust?"
Donny Finkleberg: "No, I...I think it was an entrance ramp."

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

happyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappy...

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

D'oh! I mean whoooo hooooo!

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Mine is the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.