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Bob Saget: Welcome to Voyager's Funniest Home Videos! Here we have another wacky UPN parasite attempting to chow down on a crewmember's brain. The joke's on it, though... Neelix doesn't have a brain!
------------------ Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world. Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.
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Neelix: *weakly* "Naomi....go for help..." Naomi: "Yeah, right. Where's your wallet?"
------------------ http://frankg.dgne.com/ Ultra Magnus: "I know you're bored, Rodimus, but with the mantle of leadership comes obligations." Rodimus Prime: "I don't suppose I could interest you in a used mantle?"
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Naomi: Ah, we are now face to face, Optimus Prime! In one future, you awaken and become the great leader of the Autobots, but time shall take a different track now...
Neelix: Tom Paris has been showing you 20th Century shows again, hasn't he?
Naomi: No, why do you ask?
------------------ Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world. Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.
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Naomi: "Alas, poor Yorick..." Neelix: "You know, it's just not funny any more."
------------------ http://frankg.dgne.com/ Ultra Magnus: "I know you're bored, Rodimus, but with the mantle of leadership comes obligations." Rodimus Prime: "I don't suppose I could interest you in a used mantle?"
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Naomi: "He lived a warrior and died a hero..."
(I'll let Liam do the WWFF version)
------------------ http://frankg.dgne.com/ Ultra Magnus: "I know you're bored, Rodimus, but with the mantle of leadership comes obligations." Rodimus Prime: "I don't suppose I could interest you in a used mantle?"
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Neelix: "Do not grieve....soon, I will be one with the Matrix..." Naomi: "This is because of Jubilee's '20 Questions' thread, isn't it."
------------------ http://frankg.dgne.com/ Ultra Magnus: "I know you're bored, Rodimus, but with the mantle of leadership comes obligations." Rodimus Prime: "I don't suppose I could interest you in a used mantle?"
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Naomi: "Neelix! Why did you collapse?" Neelix: "Liam got the reference wrong. It's 'He lived a warrior ans died to a hero.'" Rhinox: "My rigid grill structure..." Dinobot: "That's my line!" *kills Rhinox* Rhinox is death.
------------------ http://frankg.dgne.com/ Ultra Magnus: "I know you're bored, Rodimus, but with the mantle of leadership comes obligations." Rodimus Prime: "I don't suppose I could interest you in a used mantle?"
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Naomi: Neelix, why did you collapse again? Neelix: Frank got the reference wrong too. It's "He lived a warrior and died a hero." Naomi: Are you sure? Neelix: Yes, and everything's spelled correctly, too.
------------------ Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world. Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.