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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

We're back, for the first CapCom without me as Moderator of this Forum. . . *sob*

His bite is worse than his bark!

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Dog: Yo quiero Taco Bell!

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Paris: "That has got to be the most unconvincing disguise I have ever seen!"

Dog: "Yeah? Well, if you don't like it, you can kiss my skinny little butt!"

Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

*chuckles**Expands on Krenim's post*

Dog: Yo quiero taco bell, pero...�tu pelo es MUY horible, chica! Debes llavarte el pelo con "Herbal Essence."

*L* en englais for the spanish impaired (Jeff...*L*) : I like taco bell, but your hair is very horrible, girl! You should wash your hair with "Herbal Essence."

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Clones are People Two

"The Force is like duct tape: it has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Husband(offscreen): Yes, Dr. Nick, I'm worried about her, I think she has the mange...

Dr(also offscreen): Ah, I see...would you like me to treat the dog as well?

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Distance is to a relationship as wind is to a flame. If the flame is small, it will snuff the flame out. If the flame is big, the wind will fan the flame, making is grow hotter. - Unknown

Romance is when you can't see any faults in your partner. Love is when you see all of them, but continue to love that person anyway. - Baloo

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

After the nuclear war, the mexican hairless had to be renamed!

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SHATTERED MIRROR

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Ren: "Steempy, get me out of here! Look was thees crazy woman did to her last pet!"

Stimpy: "Duh, okay Ren."

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

woman (*didn't feel like looking up her name*): "Well, you see, everyone complained about how I looked like I had some sort of fungus growing on my head, so I decided to get the ugliest little rat-dog I could find so I would look better by comparison..."

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"I see you've found your Nausicaan friend. You seem unimpaled so far..."
-Q to Picard, "Tapestry"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

dog: *a la Stewie* "Who the hell do you think you are?!"

I don't know, it seemed funny imagining the dog saying that... :-)

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"I see you've found your Nausicaan friend. You seem unimpaled so far..."
-Q to Picard, "Tapestry"

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

B'Elanna to Tom: "What are you doing with that dog? And I don't mean the puppy!"

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Quark: "Lesson number one: No one involved in extra-legal activity considers himself nefarious." (DS9: "The Sound of Her Voice")

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Woman: Can't you see it, Tom? He's got my eyes...

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Woman: As you can see, I'm not only the President of ClayHair for Women, I'm also a client...

Romance is when you can't see any faults in your partner. Love is when you see all of them, but continue to love that person anyway. - Baloo

Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

Woman: Thats not a cat......

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there's a bird in the chimney,and a stone in my bed
when the road's washed out,they pass the bottle around
and wait in the arms,of the cold cold ground

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Dog: I can't decide what's worse about this episode...... my really bad shaggy dog impression, or the fact that Tom is going to fall for this sad looking mange-woman thing.

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28 days and counting........
*HUGE EFFING BIGASS GRIN*

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Woman: *thinking to herself* When they told me I'd be on prime time TV, I figured the perks were worth the wierd alien makeup. However, I should have realized when the makeup artist starting applying massive amounts of clay to my hair that I was in trouble........I don't care HOW much I'm getting paid for this, SOMEONE's head will roll...

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28 days and counting........
*HUGE EFFING BIGASS GRIN*

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Tom: "Erm... What's wrong with your head?"

woman: "Haven't you learned by now that delta quadrant aliens are basically human, but with really ****ed-up hair?"

Harry: "I guess that explains the dog, then..."

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"I see you've found your Nausicaan friend. You seem unimpaled so far..."
-Q to Picard, "Tapestry"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Tom: "Has anyone ever told you you'd be really hot if your head weren't mildewed?"

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"I see you've found your Nausicaan friend. You seem unimpaled so far..."
-Q to Picard, "Tapestry"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Harry: "Say, is that a chihuahua in your lap, or are you just happy to see me?"

woman: "Excuse me?"

Tom: "Er... Terran humor... It, uh, doesn't translate well..." *smacks Harry upside the head and shoves him out of the room*

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"I see you've found your Nausicaan friend. You seem unimpaled so far..."
-Q to Picard, "Tapestry"

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Dog: "Lady, is it just me or is that a brainsucker on your head?"

Lady: "....."

Dog: "No wonder it's so plump. Someone bark for help!" *arfs*

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Quark: "Lesson number one: No one involved in extra-legal activity considers himself nefarious." (DS9: "The Sound of Her Voice")

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Harry: Tom, you're telling me you did it with that?!?

Tom: Not the dog, the woman.

Harry: There's a woman there?

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

[This message was edited by Warped1701 on May 12, 1999.]

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Sorry, Lady, prop department ran out of pussies...

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"For flavor value, chocolate. But I prefer the Cult
of Curry." - Frank G, April 1999
"(strange mouth jerks)" - Krenim, April 1999

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

*LOL, decides to make no comment*

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Dog humor...

Dog: Once, we successfully mated a bulldog with a shitsu.

Woman: Really?

Dog: Yeah, we called it a bullshit.

rimshot

Dog: I'll be here all week, and remeber the 10 o'clock show is different from the 8 o'clock.

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I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

*spelling correction: Shih Tzu* I think... :-)

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"Sew, very old one! Sew like the wind!"
-Martin Short, The Three Amigos

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

And that's all for the CapComs for now - next few weeks will be the DS9 Final Chapter CapComs, every few days. . . Winner of this one is Xentrick, for Ren & Stimpy. Runners-up are Jeff Raven for the mange, and Krenim - with an honourable mention to Jedi Weyoun for the same!

Congratulations to all. 8)

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Happy-happy joy-joy.