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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Just the one for today, again - but Extreme Measures will be following very shortly, the end is nigh!

This image comes from Star Trek Interactive, despite what I've said about it before. . .

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Founder: What do you mean the tryouts for the Planet of the Apes musical review were yesterday!!

Weyoun: *like a typical sycophant* Founder, what was I thinking, you have already won the lead role! You will do a wonderful job. *bows*

Fonder: Did I ask you lackey boy.

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I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos.

[This message was edited by Jay on May 28, 1999.]

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Weyoun: "Shedding season so soon?"

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Garak: "I do apologize. You must be incensed. In fact, if I were in your shoes, I'd... grab a bottle of champagne and shoot me." (DS9: "Our Man Bashir")

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Weyoun: Nope, Calvin Klein doesn't seem to work, let's try Estee Lauder.

Founder: No, no, use Elizabeth Arden.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message was edited by Tahna Los on May 28, 1999.]

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Weyoun: My, my, you look absolutely gorgeous.....

Founder: Has someone been playing around with the cloning equipment again?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Founder: "Coffee. Now."

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"Should have changed that stupid lock. Should have thrown away the key. No no, not I, I will survive, right down here on my knees."
--
They Might Be Giants

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Weyoun: "And how are you feeling, Founder?"

Founder: "Better."

Weyoun: "Ah, good!"

Founder: "Better get a bucket, I'm gonna throw up."

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"Should have changed that stupid lock. Should have thrown away the key. No no, not I, I will survive, right down here on my knees."
--
They Might Be Giants

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

What's gross is someone who picks at their scabs.
What's grosser than gross is someone who picks at other people's scabs.
What's grosser than that is someone who's scabs peel themselves...

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Weyoun: Perhaps you'd like an analgesic cream?

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

a pouch of centauri duckats to whoever gets this reference...

Pascal: Buckman, There was a fingernail in my soup today! Yesterday there was a BANDAID!

Buckman: The bandaid was keeping the fingernail on, sir.

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

That would be Up Periscope! with Kelsey Grammer. Can I have my dukats now?

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Founder: Weyoun, one more comment about my staying in the tanning bed too long, and I will activate your next clone. Now go get my aloe!

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Actually, its "Down Periscope"....you get half the pouch....ehehehe

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Founder: "If you have any intention of not being replaced by the nineteen Weyoun, I suggest you remove your hand from my hip."

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Garak: "I do apologize. You must be incensed. In fact, if I were in your shoes, I'd... grab a bottle of champagne and shoot me." (DS9: "Our Man Bashir")

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

In order to test the loyalty of Weyoun Nine, the Founder has herself delivered to his room disguised as a Pizza.

Weyoun: *gagging* "Your. . . Magnificence, you still have some Mozzarella on yourself!"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Founder: "Tell me, Weyoun, does my b..."

Weyoun: "Does your... what?"

Founder: "Never mind. I think it's just fallen off..."

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"I make fun of senior citizens, but obviously I aspire to be one of them, the alternative being what it is."
-Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future

Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

Founder: uuuugh...Mondays....

Weyoun: Perhaps a hot shower, Founder?

Founder: Trying to rinse me down the drain, this time? Very funny.

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Clones are People Two

"The Force is like duct tape: it has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together"
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Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Founder: Weyoun, do me a favor.

Weyoun: Of course, Founder.

Founder: Next time I decide to invade the sun, please talk me out of it.

Weyoun: Of course, Founder. If I fail to talk you out of it, I'll bring along some SPF 1000 sunblock.

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Founder: Next time Weyoun, warn me that I'm about to set myself on fire like Richard Pryor did. Or else!

Weyoun *bows*: Yes, Founder...

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

Weyoun: I didn't realize leprosy was back in style...

Founder: Is that cloning chamber operational YET??!?!?!

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Clones are People Two

"The Force is like duct tape: it has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together"
([[[[[[*]}��

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Weyoun: So who spilled the dip?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Founder: You tell Thot Gor that if he makes fun of my acne pock-marks one more time...

Weyoun: That he should be ready to activate his self-termination implant...?

Founder: No, you useless twit...Breen don't have implants...

Weyoun *has a revelation*: That's right...

Founder: Just tell him that Thot Gor will be "Thot Gor no more".

Weyoun *bows*: As you wish, Founder.

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Founder: "Don't just stand there, help me find my hands."

Weyoun: "Yes, Imhotep."

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

Founder: I can't believe I ate the whole thing!!

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THE DOOMSDAY MACHINE

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

I'm on a roll!

The winner is Sol System for the perfect coffee moment. Runners-up are Jeff for the cream and The Excalibur. 8)

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"I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Yay!

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"Gone savage for teenagers with automatic weapons and boundless love."
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Soul Coughing